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zing_deleted
12-03-2008, 19:59
http://www.spermfortickets.com/index.html

dunno if this is for real but ive applied Download festival and Creamfields are available allegedly may be worth a pull :D

sollp
12-03-2008, 20:02
Thought it was, donate sperm, get call from CSA!!

Vlad_Dracul
12-03-2008, 20:24
Are not world populations high enough without encouraging more births...?

kryogenik
12-03-2008, 21:05
http://www.spermfortickets.com/index.html

dunno if this is for real but ive applied Download festival and Creamfields are available allegedly may be worth a pull :D

Probably be full of Mod edit (Gavin):removed mate...

;)

(apols for the deliberate asterisks ;) )

WHISTLED
12-03-2008, 21:10
Sheesh if I wanted a sperm donor I wouldnt go looking at the soap dodgers that go to festivals.

kryogenik
12-03-2008, 21:15
Sheesh if I wanted a sperm donor I wouldnt go looking at the soap dodgers that go to festivals.

lol. We're not all soap dodgers mate!

zing_deleted
12-03-2008, 21:20
Sheesh if I wanted a sperm donor I wouldnt go looking at the soap dodgers that go to festivals.

you are a very judgemental person aren't you

WHISTLED
12-03-2008, 21:29
you are a very judgemental person aren't you

Yes

zing_deleted
12-03-2008, 21:40
Not an endearing quality but I can tell by your character you don't care to much about that anyway

Osem
12-03-2008, 21:45
I think that given the changes in the laws governining donor anonymity this thread should be renamed "Donate Sperm & Get a Whole Load of Grief in 18 Years Time".

soup dragon
12-03-2008, 21:51
i have been snipped!! do you think they would notice??

Graham M
12-03-2008, 22:03
i have been snipped!! do you think they would notice??

Did they wifey force your hand on that decision? :p: ... or did she do it herself?!

kryogenik
12-03-2008, 22:18
Mod edit (Gavin):removed



Sorry 'bout that.
It wouldn't have worked any other way, but hey - fair dues.

:blush:

Wicked_and_Crazy
12-03-2008, 22:19
http://www.spermfortickets.com/index.html

dunno if this is for real but ive applied Download festival and Creamfields are available allegedly may be worth a pull :D

:D:D ha ha Creamfields :D:D

LSainsbury
12-03-2008, 22:25
Funny this - a radio presenter was talking about sperm donors this morning - aparently you have to be over 5'9" tall to be a sperm doner...no idea why!!

Wicked_and_Crazy
12-03-2008, 22:29
Funny this - a radio presenter was talking about sperm donors this morning - aparently you have to be over 5'9" tall to be a sperm doner...no idea why!!

must admit i've never seen a sperm doner, is this the new "after a night out" food??

perhaps the donation procedure needs you to be able to reach a glory hole and hence the height requirement.

The Hitman
12-03-2008, 22:33
http://www.spermfortickets.com/index.html

dunno if this is for real but ive applied Download festival and Creamfields are available allegedly may be worth a pull :D

Yer pulling my plod arn't you.;)

alferret
12-03-2008, 22:34
Donate sperm, get call from CSA!!

I did and I got the call :td:

Wicked_and_Crazy
12-03-2008, 22:51
Yer pulling my plod arn't you.;)

i think your supposed to do that ;)

LSainsbury
12-03-2008, 22:53
must admit i've never seen a sperm doner, is this the new "after a night out" food??

:angel:

OK - I made a typo! :p:

Wicked_and_Crazy
12-03-2008, 22:54
:angel:

OK - I made a typo! :p:

you never know whats in those doners so you may well have been right ;)

WHISTLED
12-03-2008, 23:06
but I can tell by your character you don't care to much about that anyway I would point out you have no idea of my character and congratulate you on being correct in your assumption.

Quite correct I have no interest in your view though..

kryogenik
12-03-2008, 23:15
Let's not fall out. It's only a laugh.
I got the yellow card warning in this thread. Let's make it just the one.
:)

Maggy
13-03-2008, 01:10
So how the Perverted Simian missed this thread?It's so up his errrrr alley/passage/cul de sac.........;)


Anyway can anyone point me to a donate ova for concert tickets link?:erm:

greencreeper
13-03-2008, 02:37
Being gay, I naturally am disease ridden, so donating anything is out of the question. This does not trouble me.

Druchii
13-03-2008, 02:55
Being gay, I naturally am disease ridden, so donating anything is out of the question. This does not trouble me.
:LOL:

Don't be so hard on yourself... Oooh errr...

Vlad_Dracul
13-03-2008, 09:16
Funny this - a radio presenter was talking about sperm donors this morning - aparently you have to be over 5'9" tall to be a sperm doner...no idea why!!
So that you can reach the top shelf in the garage/newsagents?

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http://www.spermfortickets.com/index.html

dunno if this is for real but ive applied Download festival and Creamfields are available allegedly may be worth a pull :D


It would be interesting to hear the views of wives and girlfriends with regard to their male partners' squirting for free tickets.

Is this not a debasement of the whole reproductive process..simply turning it into a transaction?

At least donors who previously donated to the official clinics probably did it for the right reasons rather than for a couple of crummy creamfield tickets.

Its a good thing that any such child conceived does not get to learn of their origins.

We have indeed come a long way in a short time...from a child wanted and loved being born into a traditional married family to one being produced as a result of a quick tug into a pot in order to go and get lashed at Creamfields with no further thought as to the child soon to be born.

TheNorm
13-03-2008, 09:46
...We have indeed come a long way in a short time...from a child wanted and loved being born into a traditional married family to one being produced as a result of a quick tug into a pot in order to go and get lashed at Creamfields with no further thought as to the child soon to be born.

What makes you think a child conceived by artificial insemination will be unloved and not born into a traditional married family?

Mr_love_monkey
13-03-2008, 09:51
At least donors who previously donated to the official clinics probably did it for the right reasons rather than for a couple of crummy creamfield tickets.

What - money? - I doubt very many people donated sperm out of the goodness of their heart - a cash deposit (so to speak) helped them make their minds up

---------- Post added at 08:51 ---------- Previous post was at 08:50 ----------

So how the Perverted Simian missed this thread?It's so up his errrrr alley/passage/cul de sac.........;)


I was busy looking for porn. I can only manage one thing at a time :)

kryogenik
13-03-2008, 10:19
We have indeed come a long way in a short time...from a child wanted and loved being born into a traditional married family to one being produced as a result of a quick tug into a pot in order to go and get lashed at Creamfields with no further thought as to the child soon to be born.

What a jolly old soul!

Sadly, not everyone is fortunate enough to be in a position where they don't need to look for alternatives.
People with no partners. People who aren't fertile. Even people who don't wish to have partners. I'm sure there are many more reasons too.

It's really, really not as black and white as you say, and artificial insemination (for whatever reason and however gained!) certainly isn't the sordid, selfish event you seem to think it is.
Just because there's this mad gimmicky way, doesn't mean the end result is anything less. In any case, what makes you think ANY sperm donor cares more for the 'child soon to be born'.
Sorry, but you've not made a lot of sense to me there.

handyman
13-03-2008, 11:36
Think this could be good, I think so long as there was no comebacks (bad choice of word perhaps) I would have a go.

dilli-theclaw
13-03-2008, 11:39
I wonder if they want dodgy diabetic stuff :)

superbiatch
13-03-2008, 11:57
It would be interesting to hear the views of wives and girlfriends with regard to their male partners' squirting for free tickets.

I was just about to apply on his behalf as I'm sure he wouldn't mind doing it for free, he's quite accommodating (he needn't know about the tickets :D) I'm after a V ticket and they're all sold out!

Shame though, they don't require anymore applicants atm :erm:

TheNorm
13-03-2008, 12:53
...Shame though, they don't require anymore applicants atm :erm:

First come, first served.

superbiatch
13-03-2008, 14:12
First come, first served.

LOL, I'm sure there was lots of competition :p:

Xaccers
13-03-2008, 14:23
First come, first served.

I always thought it was the other way round...

budwieser
17-03-2008, 21:26
Pull the other one! :D
You could get the Army involved and call it a`Tug of War`.:angel::D

TheNorm
17-03-2008, 21:44
Two Londoners tried to get tickets but failed.

One missed the tube, the other came on the bus.

budwieser
18-03-2008, 19:54
Two Londoners tried to get tickets but failed.

One missed the tube, the other came on the bus.
Lol. :rofl: