If Santa Claus was run by a company

[sollp]

Ok, just a bit of light humour, but what if Santa claus's operation was run by a company with shareholders,delivery times,(am or Pm) Sat nav's, tracking, bonuses ect all the usual rubbish you'd expect from a company.

How would it end up.......

Your ideas..

[Raistlin]

Well.....

Not sure any single private company should have the names and addresses of every child in the country, perhaps it would be safer if the Governm......oh, never mind.....

[WHISTLED]

Im watching Miracle on 34th street... DONT RUIN IT FOR ME!

[Hom3r]

It would be shut for having a unhealthy interest in kids