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mrmistoffelees
27-10-2007, 22:46
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

mine :-

While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.


well thats nice then ....... :erm:

lsproc
27-10-2007, 22:48
How... nice and happy and stuff :P

:angel:

Hugh
27-10-2007, 22:49
:erm: While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat.

Mental note to self - avoid US airbases and exhibition baseball matches - I should then live a long time :D

mrmistoffelees
27-10-2007, 22:50
How... nice and happy and stuff :P

:angel:

Nowt like a bit of Saturday night macabre sillyness ;)

Paul
27-10-2007, 22:52
I'm sure this was posted a few months ago ;)

Anyway ;

You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.

mrmistoffelees
27-10-2007, 22:54
I'm sure this was posted a few months ago ;)

Anyway ;

Meh :(

Hom3r
27-10-2007, 22:55
While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.

I would prefer "In my sleep like my grandad, not screaming like the passengers on his bus"

mrmistoffelees
27-10-2007, 23:00
While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.

I would prefer "In my sleep like my grandad, not scraming like the passengers on his bus"

Were they all eating breakfast at the time ?? ;)

That's one of my favourite quote of all time :D (Your's ,not my pedanticism)

MadGamer
27-10-2007, 23:04
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

jellybaby
27-10-2007, 23:06
You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.

:(

monkey2468
27-10-2007, 23:11
After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue.


Nice!:shocked:

Russ
27-10-2007, 23:21
Sat at a keyboard moderating a UK-based Cable Forum, all the reported posts, arguments and spammers turn your brain to mush and your head explodes....

Actually it didn't say that.

mrmistoffelees
27-10-2007, 23:24
Sat at a keyboard moderating a UK-based Cable Forum, all the reported posts, arguments and spammers turn your brain to mush and your head explodes....

Actually it didn't say that.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

gaffer_gump
27-10-2007, 23:26
A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds.

Right that's it, imma not going any more :)

Marge
27-10-2007, 23:29
Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape.

Actually quite possible as my house is quite old and so I bet the electrics are a bit suspect :erm:

dilli-theclaw
27-10-2007, 23:31
Very soon probably, oh well.

Marge
27-10-2007, 23:33
Very soon probably, oh well.

Not before next weekend I hope :erm: Try and hang on till afterwards please :D :D

dilli-theclaw
27-10-2007, 23:34
Just 'cos Punky wants my TV....

alferret
27-10-2007, 23:54
While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.


I'm hoping they are all naked maidens ;)

Mr_love_monkey
28-10-2007, 00:00
*cough* http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/24/48212-how-will-you-die.html *cough*

mrmistoffelees
28-10-2007, 00:03
*cough* http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/24/48212-how-will-you-die.html *cough*

Should you not be on your erm 'other sites' ?:erm::D

Mr_love_monkey
28-10-2007, 00:04
Should you not be on your erm 'other sites' ?:erm::D

Oh this whole 'how will you die' thing is just _so_ June 2006.

mrmistoffelees
28-10-2007, 00:06
Oh this whole 'how will you die' thing is just _so_ June 2006.

so about the same time as you were last physically intimate with a woman/man/insect/stray hamster* ;)




*delete as applicable

Mr_love_monkey
28-10-2007, 00:08
so about the same time as you were last physically intimate with a woman/man/insect/stray hamster* ;)




*delete as applicable

I refer my learned friend to a previous post :

http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/22/33608444-the-happy-thought-thread-part-2-a-page-97.html#post34412540

:p:

mrmistoffelees
28-10-2007, 00:10
I refer my learned friend to a previous post :

http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/22/33608444-the-happy-thought-thread-part-2-a-page-97.html#post34412540

:p:


Day off today...


...also - can now say , just went for 12 week scan - all is well, baby love monkey Number 2 is on the way!


You're a woman ??? :erm:

Mr_love_monkey
28-10-2007, 00:13
You're a woman ??? :erm:

Would you like me to be?

mrmistoffelees
28-10-2007, 00:17
Would you like me to be?


Not if you're gestating dear.....

Mr_love_monkey
28-10-2007, 00:17
Not if you're gestating dear.....

Why would I be gestating a deer?

printerman
28-10-2007, 00:28
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

nice.

Maggy
28-10-2007, 00:54
You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

Good thing I never go to the bank....:D

Julian
28-10-2007, 01:01
While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries :erm:

joglynne
28-10-2007, 01:02
Shouldn't you be dead already?

:shrug: It doesn't seem that I'm worth a description of my death. I had better just keep my eyes open for the https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2007/10/3.gif

TheDaddy
28-10-2007, 14:36
I seem to have cheated this particular fate by moving to a flat :p:

http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/755578-post63.html

LSainsbury
28-10-2007, 19:57
"While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors."

monkey2468
29-10-2007, 00:30
"While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors."
Lucky bar steward!;)

multiskilled
29-10-2007, 01:03
While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries :erm:

Looks like I'm going the same way! Perhaps we could form some sort of suicide pact. :D

marky
29-10-2007, 03:59
Next door beats me to death with a shovel :erm:
Note to self, Get shovel back without asking :shocked:

Rita Malone
29-10-2007, 14:55
Got caught in a mousetrap. Broken neck and internal bleeding to brain. Nice!

lostandconfused
29-10-2007, 23:11
While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

bit scary coming up to november the 5th, but always imagined dying in a big ball of fire, preferably listening to heavy metal music which is close enough i suppose

Draby
29-10-2007, 23:51
Don`t need to check.
Electrocuted whilst at work... Someone revived me, woohoo! 37 extra years so far, as long as I don`t dream my pillow
is a giant marshmallow and attempt to eat it, I expect to be here tomorrow!