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FV2007
14-03-2007, 23:31
Person A, B and C are friends. Person A (male) and B (female) are boyfriend and girlfriend. Person C (male).

Person B and C have spent most of the day together, it is the evening.

Person B and Person C go into Person C's room, Person C then without encouragement from Person B begins to masturbate and climaxes, Person B watched but did not touch, Person A was at their house whilst this was happening. Person A finds out.

What would you do if you were person A?

This is happening with my friends.

Mr_love_monkey
14-03-2007, 23:48
Change my name

MovedGoalPosts
14-03-2007, 23:52
Sounds like some sort of dodgy x rated movie plot to me.

Russ
14-03-2007, 23:52
Yes, at anytime now a plumber will turn up....

"Das ist good, ya?" etc

AntiSilence
14-03-2007, 23:55
And you're not Person A or C then?

Ramrod
15-03-2007, 00:10
It rather depends on how 'A' found out.......was it via 'B' saying "you'll never guess what 'C' just did" etc...
.......or was it via 'A' walking into the room and saying "WTF dude?" :disturbd:

Halcyon
15-03-2007, 00:15
Well if I was person B, I would be like "WTF do you think you are doing", as I would not feel right with person C doing this sexual act in front of me when we are not even going out or dating.

If I was person A, I would be pretty annoyed with person C for getting sexual with his girlfriend and making his girlfriend go through that.
I would not be happy at all and would not expect a friend who is no stranger to knowing that A and B are going out, to do such a thing.

Mr_love_monkey
15-03-2007, 00:24
.......or was it via 'A' walking into the room and saying "WTF dude?" :disturbd:

Yeah, maybe person A caught an eyeful - in more than one way :)

Halcyon
15-03-2007, 00:29
In next week's episode.....

B and C meet for the first time face to face.
Plus what will A think when he finds out C (male) used to be called Sheila and lived in Scottland with B 20 years ago.

;) :D

Mr_love_monkey
15-03-2007, 00:29
Anyway, if person A found out from person B, I wouldn't believe them - I very much doubt C would have carried on without any encouragement what so ever..

Most likely B and C, had a bit of a play, B changed their mind, felt guilty (after feeling something else) and said to A 'There I was minding my own business and C got his old man out... '

FV2007
15-03-2007, 00:33
Person A found out because Person C told them. Person B didn't want Person A to know.

Mr_love_monkey
15-03-2007, 00:36
Person A found out because Person C told them. Person B didn't want Person A to know.

How did he broach that subject...

"Nice weather we're having"
"yeah"
"clement for the time of year - oh by the way I just did the five knuckle shuffle in front of your girlfriend - I think it turned her on, especially when it went in her eye"

---------- Post added at 23:36 ---------- Previous post was at 23:35 ----------

"... and she said my orgasm face was so much prettier than yours"

Halcyon
15-03-2007, 00:36
Well there must be something suspicious if 'B' didnt want 'A' to know.
If I was 'B' I would have told 'A' as now it looks like 'A' is hiding something.
Unless they didnt tell 'B' as it would make them angry. (But I think honesty is the best policy).

The fact that 'B' just stayed and watched seems strange.

Mr_love_monkey
15-03-2007, 00:38
Well there must be something suspicious if A didnt want B to know.
If I was B I would have told A as now it looks like A is hiding something.
Unless they didnt tell B as it would make them angry. (But I think honesty is the best policy).

The fact that A just stayed and watched seems strange.

Are you even reading the same thread as the rest of us????? :) ... or are you just making up your own porn story??? :)

Halcyon
15-03-2007, 00:40
LOL @ Mr LoveMonkey.

I believe I've corrected my post now.
It's the evening....not the best time to work things out.

Edit: ok, should make sense now.

:monkey::)

FV2007
15-03-2007, 00:40
Person A was at Person A's house at the time, not at Person C's house where it was taking place.

Mr_love_monkey
15-03-2007, 00:41
I believe I've corrected my post now.
It's the evening....not the best time to work things out.

:D

of course, we're missing the most important question here....

Is B hot, and do you have any pictures? - she sounds like a bit of a goer :)

Halcyon
15-03-2007, 00:44
And do you have any film footage you could use in court ?

Or just ship it to MrLoveMonkey, I'm sure he'd like a look ;) :D

Mr_love_monkey
15-03-2007, 00:48
And do you have any film footage you could use in court ?


Ok, so now we've got A waiting around the corner to burst in, B getting an eyeful, and C being introduced to Pamela and her 5 sisters.... and Now we've got D videoing the whole thing.... :)

---------- Post added at 23:48 ---------- Previous post was at 23:46 ----------

Hmmm life expectancy of this thread????

Russ
15-03-2007, 00:49
About 5 minutes I'd say...

Mr_love_monkey
15-03-2007, 00:51
About 5 minutes I'd say...

Is that for the thread, or an estimate on C's performance?

Halcyon
15-03-2007, 00:52
Anyway, it seems quite a complicated story.
I hope you can get some answers from these people as you need to know the truth.

There is certainly enough material for a movie and a sequel too.

FV2007
15-03-2007, 00:53
I am Person A, B or C.

Halcyon
15-03-2007, 00:54
:wtf:

So you are actually going out with yourself whilst also being friends with the same person.

Now that is confusion !!! :cleader:

danielf
15-03-2007, 01:07
I am Person A, B or C.

Well, seeing you are asking us for advice: the action I'd recommend rather depends on which one of the three you are. (Other than 'don't let it happen again' that is)

Ramrod
15-03-2007, 01:16
How did he broach that subject...

"Nice weather we're having"
"yeah"
"clement for the time of year - oh by the way I just did the five knuckle shuffle in front of pmsl :D

---------- Post added at 00:16 ---------- Previous post was at 00:15 ----------

I am Person A, B or C.What is that meant to mean??! :confused:

AntiSilence
15-03-2007, 01:18
WTF is that meant to mean??! :confused:

Either s/he is the innocent, the corrupted or the w***er! ;)

Halcyon
15-03-2007, 01:27
This is one of the funniest threads I've seen recently :tu: No offense to the original poster.

Whoever you are, I think if you are 'B' or 'C' you have some explaining to do as just going for it infront of a friend is bang out of order and if you just stood and watched then that is equally as bizarre and I'd be freaked out.
Unless 'B' was unhappy in the relationship in which case staying and watching was a sort of escapism ?

So if you are 'A', I'd start asking questions, especially to 'C' for doing that.
Good luck.

AntiSilence
15-03-2007, 01:33
[quote=Halcyon;34251221]This is one of the funniest threads I've seen recently :tu: No offense to the original poster./quote]

Agreed. It makes a nice from the Sky vs Virgin threads, or other favourite topics.

gaffer_gump
15-03-2007, 01:42
I think you are person A, why did B hang around? and I think it's fair to say that person C is now an ex friend.

Total lack of respect all over the place, and a bottle of Cillit Bang would do wonders for the carpet.

It would be not too far from the truth if I said that B n C will not be so far apart next time... not trusting someone eats away at ya...

LSainsbury
15-03-2007, 08:00
Errrr - suitable discussion for a family forum?

FV2007
15-03-2007, 10:20
I am Person C.

Nugget
15-03-2007, 10:22
I am Person C.

Well, I have to be honest and say that, if I was Person A, I'd rip your bits off :)

zing_deleted
15-03-2007, 10:35
I would simply want to know why person B didnt walk out then id simply knock person C out

---------- Post added at 09:35 ---------- Previous post was at 09:35 ----------

I am Person C.

well you certainly live up to your fetish

gazzae
15-03-2007, 10:38
So you were with your mate, back in her room talking about whatever and with absolutely no encouragement you just got your old fella out? Sounds a bit far fetched to me.

Answers are needed.
What was the topic of conversation?
Did you have tissues to hand?
How exactly did you tell her boyfriend?
Why did you tell her boyfriend?
What was said boyfriends reaction?
Are you making this all up?

Nugget
15-03-2007, 10:39
So you were with your mate, back in her room talking about whatever and with absolutely no encouragement you just got your old fella out? Sounds a bit far fetched to me.

Answers are needed.
What was the topic of conversation?
Did you have tissues to hand?
How exactly did you tell her boyfriend?
Why did you tell her boyfriend?
What was said boyfriends reaction?
Are you making this all up?

He'd have been doing better if it was tissues in hand ;)

Tuftus
15-03-2007, 14:00
Absolutely priceless...

You cant make this stuff up if you tried!!!!

Seriously though, if you are C, what the hell posessed you to do that in the first place? What did B say? More importantly, what did A say?

Oh, and are you posting from hospital from injusries sustained from A?

:disturbd:

Nugget
15-03-2007, 14:07
Oh, and are you posting from hospital from injusries sustained from A?

:disturbd:

Or, at the very least, getting the hair removed from your palms ;)

eddie00001
15-03-2007, 14:33
Ok, really shouldn't be reading this in work, with my boss sat opposite - trying not to laugh, but it's so difficult!! :D

Nugget
15-03-2007, 14:34
Ok, really shouldn't be reading this in work, with my boss sat opposite - trying not to laugh, but it's so difficult!! :D

Don't you mean 'it's so hard' ;)

EDIT: Or would that be rude :disturbd:

orangebird
15-03-2007, 14:55
OMG, that is the funniest thread I have read in a long time...:rofl:

Mr LoveMonkey - pmsl. :D:D

Nugget
15-03-2007, 15:01
How did he broach that subject...

"Nice weather we're having"
"yeah"
"clement for the time of year - oh by the way I just did the five knuckle shuffle in front of your girlfriend - I think it turned her on, especially when it went in her eye"

---------- Post added at 23:36 ---------- Previous post was at 23:35 ----------

"... and she said my orgasm face was so much prettier than yours"

Anybody else think that Monkey has far too much information about this?

;) :D

superbiatch
15-03-2007, 15:06
Ok, so now we've got A waiting around the corner to burst in, B getting an eyeful, and C being introduced to Pamela and her 5 sisters.... and Now we've got D videoing the whole thing.... :)



ROFLMAO!!!

So come on FV, fill in the gaps - so to speak ;)

eddie00001
15-03-2007, 16:07
Don't you mean 'it's so hard' ;)

EDIT: Or would that be rude :disturbd:

Well, that's what I had typed first, then changed my mind, just knew you'd be looking for some sort of pun!! :D

NoKnowledge
15-03-2007, 16:23
Well, I have to be honest and say that, if I was Person A, I'd rip your bits off :)

Not unless Person C knocks both Persons A & B out totally and then we'll have this story wrapped up and a new story will begin :p:

Nugget
15-03-2007, 16:34
Well, that's what I had typed first, then changed my mind, just knew you'd be looking for some sort of pun!! :D

Just count yourself lucky that I'm only looking for a pun ;)

---------- Post added at 15:34 ---------- Previous post was at 15:33 ----------

Not unless Person C knocks both Persons A & B out totally and then we'll have this story wrapped up and a new story will begin :p:

I'm sure there's a gag there about knocking one out, but there's no way I'm going to use it on a family forum :disturbd:

NoKnowledge
15-03-2007, 16:38
I'm sure there's a gag there about knocking one out, but there's no way I'm going to use it on a family forum :disturbd:

It was a joke so we can have season 2 episode 1 - that's what it sounds like anyway, the story of this thread anyway.

ikthius
15-03-2007, 16:40
Best thread in years.

Funniest thing I have read.

to Original Poster.

your a stupid boy.
A is your pal, B is seeing him not you
you want B, she thinks your weird for getting your todger out and actually getting off on it.

how did A know again?
if B told A, you should expect your teeth knocked in at least, loose your friendship and being hospitalised at worst.
B should get launched by A for actually staying for the entire time (regardless how long or short (the time people):erm: :disturbd:).

B should not have invited C to the bedroom for anything, so I think B knew what she was doing.

if I was A; you would be hospitalised, B would be dumped
if I was B; I would expect to be dumped, grovel to A
if I was C; I certainly would not have said in a public forum, and would have left the country........

But then again, I would never have done that anyway.........

:rofl:

ik

Ramrod
15-03-2007, 16:49
This could, of course, just be a wind up.....:)

Nugget
15-03-2007, 16:50
This could, of course, just be a wind up.....:)

He had to wind it up!!??

Maybe he was just showing off his party trick then :D

FV2007
15-03-2007, 21:10
Im surprised so many people are doubting if this happened. It happened.

Person A isn't totally pleased with me, however we are still friends, Person B gave me four cigarettes today.

Nugget
15-03-2007, 21:17
Im surprised so many people are doubting if this happened. It happened.

Person A isn't totally pleased with me, however we are still friends, Person B gave me four cigarettes today.

Welll, in that case, 'Person A' is a pillock. I'd have kicked your backside until it came out of the top of your head...

Oh, and 'Person B' doesn't seem to much more of a girlfriend to these poor guy than you are as a friend. You've absolutely betrayed his trust, and I just don't know what to say about her :shrug:

Quite simply, if you were my 'friend', I wouldn't be able to look you in the eye...

Xaccers
15-03-2007, 21:19
Quite simply, if you were my 'friend', I wouldn't be able to look you in the eye...


For fear of getting something in it?


I do have to wonder what sort of person not only just does that infront of a friend's partner, but then proclaims it on a public forum!

TheDaddy
15-03-2007, 21:20
Im surprised so many people are doubting if this happened. It happened.

Person A isn't totally pleased with me, however we are still friends, Person B gave me four cigarettes today.

Did you give her anything? :shocked:

zing_deleted
15-03-2007, 21:21
Im surprised so many people are doubting if this happened. It happened.

Person A isn't totally pleased with me, however we are still friends, Person B gave me four cigarettes today.


how old are you?

Nugget
15-03-2007, 21:23
For fear of getting something in it?


I do have to wonder what sort of person not only just does that infront of a friend's partner, but then proclaims it on a public forum!

I'm not sure it's the eye I'd be worried about :disturbd:

Having said that, I have to agree with you - got to be somewhat warped to proclaim to several thousand people, bearing in mind it could his family or friends on here...

Fingy
15-03-2007, 21:35
Is this an audition for Jeremy Kyle?

Mr_love_monkey
15-03-2007, 21:38
Is this an audition for Jeremy Kyle?

Only if person B is actually his mum or his sister

Nugget
15-03-2007, 21:39
Only if person B is actually his mum or his sister

I'd suggest that there's the potential for mum and sister ;)

Mr_love_monkey
15-03-2007, 21:40
Im surprised so many people are doubting if this happened. It happened.

Person A isn't totally pleased with me, however we are still friends, Person B gave me four cigarettes today.

Why did you feel the need to get it out? - I am curious about this

---------- Post added at 20:40 ---------- Previous post was at 20:40 ----------

I'd suggest that there's the potential for mum and sister ;)

..and he plays a mean banjo too...

Nugget
15-03-2007, 21:41
Why did you feel the need to get it out? - I am curious about this

---------- Post added at 20:40 ---------- Previous post was at 20:40 ----------



..and he plays a mean banjo too...

Well, I understand that he looks like a piggy...

Mr_love_monkey
15-03-2007, 21:45
Well, I understand that he looks like a piggy...

Apart from his pretty mouth...

Halcyon
16-03-2007, 12:10
Im surprised so many people are doubting if this happened. It happened.

Person A isn't totally pleased with me, however we are still friends, Person B gave me four cigarettes today.


It is absolutely understandable that 'A' is not best pleased with you.
If two people are going out you need to respect that.
Even if you have a crush on them or secretly fancy them it is unfortunately something that you have to keep to yourself. Live the fantasy in your mind but never make it public as from what you can see, 'A' and 'B' are a couple and until they split up, you can't do anything.

I think 'B' has some explianing to do to 'A' if their relationship is to continue.
'A' must be wanting to know why 'B' stayed in the room.


You must have a good friend for him to not have got really mad with you and if he does forgive you then you better make it up to him big time and never let this happen again.

Alternatively, get your passport and move to Russsia, there are apparently plenty of girls waiting for English men.

gazzae
16-03-2007, 12:34
Come on man we need more facts!

What exactly were you talking about when you whipped you todger out?

ikthius
16-03-2007, 14:21
I take it the three of you have discussed the threesome scenario?

is that why the other two are not bothered.

hang your head in shame...... well your head should be hanging now anyway :erm:

ik

Ramrod
16-03-2007, 15:45
I'd probably be too embarrassed to mention any of this if I was 'C' :disturbd:

orangebird
16-03-2007, 16:00
I'd probably be too embarrassed to mention any of this if I was 'C' :disturbd:


Let's face it - if 'C' is quite happen to knock one out in front of his mates girlfriend without being cordially invited, I don't think embarrassment is really a factor for him... :erm:

Xaccers
16-03-2007, 16:17
It does beg the question: Did she actually notice?

Mr_love_monkey
16-03-2007, 16:36
Let's face it - if 'C' is quite happen to knock one out in front of his mates girlfriend without being cordially invited, I don't think embarrassment is really a factor for him... :erm:
and now I have an image in my head of someone handing out gold trimmed cards saying : you are cordially invited to the official knocking one out ceremony - tissues provided.


I guess with something like that you'd have to put the time down, since you wouldn't want people coming at the wrong time.

orangebird
16-03-2007, 16:42
PMSL :rofl: lmao

danielf
16-03-2007, 16:43
I guess with something like that you'd have to put the time down, since you wouldn't want people coming at the wrong time.

Nope, you really want everyone to come at the same time :erm:

Halcyon
16-03-2007, 16:49
Is this thread a secretly coded message for some special party that is being hosted this weekend and the whole forum is secretly invited ?

:erm: :Yikes: :p:

superbiatch
16-03-2007, 16:50
Is this thread a secretly coded message for some special party that is being hosted this weekend and the whole forum is secretly invited ?

:erm: :Yikes: :p:

Are you after an invite? ;)

Xaccers
16-03-2007, 16:51
Is this thread a secretly coded message for some special party that is being hosted this weekend and the whole forum is secretly invited ?

:erm: :Yikes: :p:

If it is, Graham could make a fortune!

Nugget
16-03-2007, 17:08
If it is, Graham could make a fortune!

Unlike Person C, who just made a mess ;)

Jules
16-03-2007, 17:13
I got a headache trying to sort sort all the A's B's and god knows what out

And no comments please about women, sex, headaches etc :PP:

danielf
16-03-2007, 17:17
And no comments please about women, sex, headaches etc :PP:

Man enters bedroom with glass of water and an aspirin.
Woman: "What's that for"?
Man: "I thought you had a headache"?
Woman: "No"
Man: "Good!"

AntiSilence
16-03-2007, 19:40
Lmao :d

Ramrod
16-03-2007, 20:49
Let's face it - if 'C' is quite happen to knock one out in front of his mates girlfriend without being cordially invited, I don't think embarrassment is really a factor for him... :erm:Good point! :D

AndyCambs
16-03-2007, 21:20
i just wonder what possessed C to do this?
Is this considered "normal" behaviour?

TheDaddy
16-03-2007, 21:27
Is this considered "normal" behaviour?

What you mean you don't indulge in this type of thing, how strange :erm:

crushednutts
16-03-2007, 22:33
Yes, at anytime now a plumber will turn up....

"Das ist good, ya?" etc

I notice that the plumber still hasn't arrived yet, typical..

Xaccers
16-03-2007, 23:22
I notice that the plumber still hasn't arrived yet, typical..

He's been remanded in custody due to visa issues.

papa smurf
16-03-2007, 23:30
i'd tell me mam

TheDaddy
16-03-2007, 23:38
..

crushednutts, appropriate username for this thread :Yikes:

Nugget
16-03-2007, 23:38
Good point! :D

Which, apparently, is what Person B thought ;)

Halcyon
17-03-2007, 15:04
LOL

Yep looking forward to tonight ;) :D :p:

budwieser
18-03-2007, 21:41
I like Gaffer Gumps sig." Stop @ the first Knuckle" :dozey: Maybe the O.P Should have taken that as word. :D

Halcyon
18-03-2007, 23:14
I wonder why there has been no update.
Come on, we need more info.

Callumpy
03-09-2007, 22:35
i got mixed up with all the a's and b's. i know that this thread is really old and began ages ago. i found it cause i was bored. so i searched masturbate and i found this. Anyway, if i read it right person A shouldnt give a **** because it was in C's bedroom.


****! Person A is boyfriend. oops. I'd go in and do it better! Yeh!!!

LSainsbury
04-09-2007, 10:12
You're searching for that at 13? Leaving it a bit late aren't ya? LOL!

Chris
04-09-2007, 10:46
i got mixed up with all the a's and b's.

And they say they're not dumbing down our education system. :disturbd:

i know that this thread is really old and began ages ago. i found it cause i was bored.

Don't worry, school's back tomorrow. :rofl:

so i searched masturbate and i found this.

You're a member of the wrong forum then. :erm:

Anyway, if i read it right person A shouldnt give a **** because it was in C's bedroom.

****! Person A is boyfriend. oops. I'd go in and do it better! Yeh!!!

In your sad, wet dreams my young friend. :dozey: ;)

Orior
04-09-2007, 14:09
I'd like to know what age A, B and C are?
If they're all over 70, then medals are deserved.
If they're between 60 and 70, then stop taking viagra.
If they're between 50 and 60, then start acting your age.
If they're between 40 and 50, then its just a mid-life crisis. Get over it.
If they're between 30 and 40, then get off the bus and go home.
If they're between 20 and 30, then stop watching E4 and grow up.
If they're all under 20, then they should grow up
If the ages are a mixture then Perv Alert! Perv Alert!

Mr_love_monkey
04-09-2007, 14:37
I'd go in and do it better! Yeh!!!

I'm almost afraid to ask...

How would you go in and do it better? - do they give points for style when you're at it on your own?

would you call more encouraging things to yourself? - 'Oh yeah I'm so hot! - Who's my daddy! '

gaffer_gump
04-09-2007, 14:41
I'm almost afraid to ask...

How would you go in and do it better? - do they give points for style when you're at it on your own?

would you call more encouraging things to yourself? - 'Oh yeah I'm so hot! - Who's my daddy! '

I am at work atm, sat in a computer room with 8 other people doing some work related training, all hush hush real quiet kinda room..

I read that and just did the biggest laugh ever I made me mate jump,

Totally diein now with tears running down face.. :D