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Theodoric
22-06-2003, 16:29
Over on the Site Discussion forum, some person called Avril Lavigne appears to be making people hot under the collar. I've just Googled the name and according to an Avril Lavigne fan site she is a "hot new recording artist who is taking over the music scene".

So:

a) Is she hot? As an aside, can anyone name the last tepid new recording artist?

b) Has she taken over the music scene?

c) If she has, why have I never seen her mentioned in the papers or on the news?

kronas
22-06-2003, 16:31
oh my i can see this getting ugly :rolleyes: :( :cry: :cry: :cry:

Theodoric
22-06-2003, 16:35
Originally posted by kronas
oh my i can see this getting ugly :rolleyes: :( :cry: :cry: :cry:
No, no, an innocent query from a popular music illiterate. What is there about her that is causing the temperature to rise?

poolking
22-06-2003, 16:39
No Its Bovril Lasagne, I keep telling you. :D

kronas
22-06-2003, 16:40
Originally posted by Theodoric
No, no, an innocent query from a popular music illiterate. What is there about her that is causing the temperature to rise?

its only me that likes her on this site :(

well here is how i described her in one of my threads i started on the .com site

avril lavigne she is a fresh face to the music scene someone who you would least expect to be a female artist coupled with good looks a sweet yet powerful voice lyrical finesse and music which is a mix of pop/rock/punk makes her my favorite female artist

shes also not your usual britney crap you can get :D :D

indeed i think shes hot but i actually bought her album infact on import 2 cd special edition also it is my first album i have EVER bought i usally buy just the singles as the albums tend to be crap

kronas
22-06-2003, 16:41
Originally posted by poolking
No Its Bovril Lasagne, I keep telling you. :D

here we go can you please SHUT THE HELL UP :wavey: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

kronas
22-06-2003, 16:50
also if anyone would like to listen to samples of her album check this link below to her offical site

http://www.avril-lavigne.com/music.html

comments ?

note the samples dont do her justice

punky
22-06-2003, 16:52
I really hate Avril. She is without a doubt, the biggest poseur ever. She literally has it written in big letters across her forehead. She is as far from being punk as you can get. Shes a Britney, and should just have some integrity, and come out with it. Shes probably bigger than Britney and Christina anyways. I just wish she would stop pretending to be punk/latching onto our always fluctuating popularity/unpopularity.

*Blood pressure goes down*

Ahh, thats better :)

kronas
22-06-2003, 16:55
Originally posted by punky
I really hate Avril. She is without a doubt, the biggest poseur ever. She literally has it written in big letters across her forehead. She is as far from being punk as you can get. Shes a Britney, and should just have some integrity, and come out with it. Shes probably bigger than Britney and Christina anyways. I just wish she would stop pretending to be punk/latching onto our always fluctuating popularity/unpopularity.

*Blood pressure goes down*

Ahh, thats better :)

ok whatever id rather have her then britneys style/music

poolking
22-06-2003, 16:57
Originally posted by kronas
ok whatever id rather have her then britneys style/music

Let me guess you have a full sized poster of her in your bedroom? :D

obvious
22-06-2003, 16:58
Download Failed (1)

For those who dont know what she looks like.

poolking
22-06-2003, 16:59
Originally posted by obvious
http://www.avril-lavigne.nl/avril.jpg

For those who dont know what she looks like.

Calling all photoshoppers. :naughty:

kronas
22-06-2003, 16:59
Originally posted by poolking
Let me guess you have a full sized poster of her in your bedroom? :D

unfortuately not parents would most likely kill me

have her ringtones though

Originally posted by poolking
Calling all photoshoppers. :naughty:

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

btw that pic does no do her justice i have better ones :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Paul K
22-06-2003, 16:59
Originally posted by punky
I really hate Avril. She is without a doubt, the biggest poseur ever. She literally has it written in big letters across her forehead. She is as far from being punk as you can get. Shes a Britney, and should just have some integrity, and come out with it. Shes probably bigger than Britney and Christina anyways. I just wish she would stop pretending to be punk/latching onto our always fluctuating popularity/unpopularity.

*Blood pressure goes down*

Ahh, thats better :)
So, not a fan then?:D
As someone that listens to a wide range of music all I can say is that I don't switch off if one of her songs comes on. Then again I wouldn't buy the album. Makes you wonder when we are gonna see the arrival of someone on the music scene that is going to last more than 2-3 albums before fading away into obscurity.

Alan Waddington
22-06-2003, 17:05
Avril seems Ok to me, but I agree with Punky that its not Punk.

Is it kronas's birthday or something, to merit all this attention?

Alan

/edit sorry kronas

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 17:05
dont like her, dont dislike her. dont particularly see what people see in her tho. ive seen beter looking peple...

kronas
22-06-2003, 17:06
alun its kronas cant you read !

no my b'day has been :D :D :D

Originally posted by Dave Stones
dont like her, dont dislike her. dont particularly see what people see in her tho. ive seen beter looking peple...

whatever floats your boat i say :p

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 17:18
Originally posted by kronas
alun its kronas cant you read !

no my b'day has been :D :D :D



whatever floats your boat i say :p

water floats my boats, dont no about you...:shrug:

poolking
22-06-2003, 17:19
Originally posted by Dave Stones
water floats my boats, dont no about you...:shrug:

Beer, Beer, Beer. :D

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 17:20
the bubbles sink it... or it gets stuck in the foam

kronas
22-06-2003, 17:21
Originally posted by Dave Stones
water floats my boats, dont no about you...:shrug:

i was talking about everyone having diffarent tastes in women.......... or in your case men then :eek: :eek: :spin: :p

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 17:22
Originally posted by kronas
i was talking about everyone having diffarent tastes in women.......... or in your case men then :eek: :eek: :spin: :p

your the one that likes avril kronas...

i go for sexy women myself, and non-canadians at that too

kronas
22-06-2003, 17:24
Originally posted by Dave Stones
your the one that likes avril kronas...

i go for sexy women myself, and non-canadians at that too

indeed i like her

and nationailty does not matter to me

you might not like but i do it would be boring if we all liked the same things

Ramrod
22-06-2003, 17:25
Originally posted by kronas
oh my i can see this getting ugly :rolleyes: :( :cry: :cry: :cry:
rotflmao:D

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 17:26
Originally posted by kronas
indeed i like her

and nationailty does not matter to me

you might not like but i do it would be boring if we all liked the same things

i think it would be interesting... thered be more competition then

[edit]nationaliy doenst particularly bother me either apart from any countries that speak french as a native language, canadia included...:******:

kronas
22-06-2003, 17:28
Originally posted by Ramrod
rotflmao:D

and whats that supposed to mean ?

*sees a hidden agenda

anyway i shall be back later people play nice :wavey: :D

also contrary to popular belief i have a quite vairyed sense of musical taste

i like

jennifer lopez
50 cent
one track of eminem
delta goodrem

they all do diffarent styles eminem and 50 cent do the same but in diffarent ways i like anything that sounds good to me

Originally posted by Dave Stones

[edit]nationaliy doenst particularly bother me either apart from any countries that speak french as a native language, canadia included...:******:

only 1 part of canada speaks french and shes not from that part (i think ) 99.99% sure

i dont have anymosity for anyone except those who threaten this fine country

Ramrod
22-06-2003, 17:34
Originally posted by kronas
its only me that likes her on this site :(

well here is how i described her in one of my threads i started on the .com site

avril lavigne she is a fresh face to the music scene someone who you would least expect to be a female artist coupled with good looks a sweet yet powerful voice lyrical finesse and music which is a mix of pop/rock/punk
shes also not your usual britney crap you can get :D :D

indeed i think shes hot
kronas for the record, I agree with everything you have said above

Ramrod
22-06-2003, 17:35
Originally posted by kronas
ok whatever id rather have her then britneys style/music
agreed....

Ramrod
22-06-2003, 17:37
Originally posted by kronas
unfortuately not parents would most likely kill me


huh?....why?:confused:

punky
22-06-2003, 17:37
My post wasnt about her looks, or music talent. Just her lack of integrity. If she was just honest, with herself, and not marketed with her record company's hand up her arse, I might even respect her. And anyways, going on looks Britney beats Avril any time. Mmmmm Britney *drools* :)

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 17:38
Originally posted by Ramrod
agreed....

maybe have britneys looks and her voice?

:rolleyes: lol just kidding michelle branch is about a zillion times hotter than both of em



My post wasnt about her looks, or music talent. Just her lack of integrity. If she was just honest, with herself, and not marketed with her record companie's hand up her arse, I might even respect her. And anyways, going on looks Britney beats Avril any time. Mmmmm Britney *drools* see above re looks

and she did an interview didnt she? she is actually one trndy little girl when shes not in her skater "boi" clothes..

from kronas' marth:
i dont have anymosity for anyone except those who threaten this fine country

technically they are, what with EU consitution and all... but thats another topic altogether...:spin:

Ramrod
22-06-2003, 17:38
Originally posted by kronas

whatever floats your boat i say :p
well....my wife
..........Jenifer Garner:D
etc........oh, and beer:D

Ramrod
22-06-2003, 17:40
Originally posted by kronas
and whats that supposed to mean ?

*sees a hidden agenda


no m8, no hidden agenda:) ....just a laff:D

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 17:40
Originally posted by Ramrod
well....my wife
..........Jenifer Garner:D
etc........oh, and beer:D


im not going to a pub with you if beer has those effects...

Ramrod
22-06-2003, 17:42
Originally posted by Dave Stones
im not going to a pub with you if beer has those effects...
effects permanently in place m8:D

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 17:43
Originally posted by Ramrod
effects permanently in place m8:D


:rolleyes:

:eeek:

and i dont see what you see in jennifer garner personally...avril does it more for me than her at the moment...

Ramrod
22-06-2003, 17:59
Originally posted by Dave Stones
[Band i dont see what you see in jennifer garner personally...avril does it more for me than her at the moment... [/B]
*shakes head* another blind madman.......sigh:D

kronas
22-06-2003, 19:31
Originally posted by Ramrod
kronas for the record, I agree with everything you have said above

Originally posted by Ramrod
agreed....

i hope you mean the above and not toying with me again :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Ramrod
huh?....why?:confused:

lets just say they would not take kindly to me looking at women that are of another race the biggest :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ill ever see in that

Originally posted by Ramrod

..........Jenifer Garner:D

cool i like her too great actress

Originally posted by Ramrod
no m8, no hidden agenda:) ....just a laff:D

*is watching ramrod :mad:

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 19:34
Originally posted by kronas
OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

i thought i told you..........................:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


sure he wasnt referring to me there?

kronas
22-06-2003, 19:38
Originally posted by Dave Stones
sure he wasnt referring to me there?

oops yeah too many merged posts :D

poolking
22-06-2003, 19:38
come on leave kronarse alone now. :p

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 19:39
Originally posted by kronas
oops yeah too many merged posts :D

:dunce:

kronas
22-06-2003, 19:41
Originally posted by poolking
come on leave kronarse alone now. :p

OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its kronas divat ;) :p :D :rolleyes: :mad: :afire: :afire: :afire:

Originally posted by Dave Stones
:dunce:

looking back at it it was kind of an insult to avril oh well............

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 19:42
Originally posted by kronas
OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its kronas divat ;) :p :D :rolleyes: :mad: :afire: :afire: :afire:

yeh poor bone-arse what's he done to anyone?


[edit] sorry thats a terrible one...

kronas
22-06-2003, 19:43
Originally posted by Dave Stones
yeh poor bone-arse what's he done to anyone?


[edit] sorry thats a terrible one...

that was terrible devon ;) :p :D

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 19:44
Originally posted by kronas
that was terrible devon ;) :p :D

i think if i was destined to be a black man devon would be my name ;)

kronas
22-06-2003, 19:45
Originally posted by Dave Stones
i think if i was destined to be a black man devon would be my name ;)

ok fine :D :D :D :eek: :eek: :eek:

Dave Stones
22-06-2003, 19:46
Originally posted by kronas
ok fine :D :D :D :eek: :eek: :eek:

teehee:smokin:

Ramrod
22-06-2003, 20:12
Originally posted by kronas
i hope you mean the above and not toying with me again :rolleyes:



lets just say they would not take kindly to me looking at women that are of another race the biggest :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ill ever see in that



cool i like her too great actress



*is watching ramrod :mad:
lol....all the above is from the heart:)
....just don't mind me winding you up in the future m8:D

kronas
22-06-2003, 20:15
Originally posted by Ramrod
lol....all the above is from the heart:)
....just don't mind me winding you up in the future m8:D

cool np i know ya'll are joking some of you

*listening to her now :D :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :D

Martin
22-06-2003, 20:36
Kronas on an Avril Lavigne mission:) She's a babe!!!!!

kronas
22-06-2003, 20:37
Originally posted by Martin
Kronas on an Avril Lavigne mission:) She's a babe!!!!!

thank you yep im on a mission to weed out all the idiots who 'diss' her for no VALID reason ;) :p :D :smokin:

Ramrod
22-06-2003, 20:58
Originally posted by kronas
thank you yep im on a mission to weed out all the idiots who 'diss' her for no VALID reason ;) :p :D :smokin:
well she's all right I suppose:D

kronas
22-06-2003, 20:59
Originally posted by Ramrod
well she's all right I suppose:D

*is currently residing in heaven listening to the 'let go' album :D :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

poolking
24-06-2003, 07:46
Originally posted by kronas
thank you yep im on a mission to weed out all the idiots who 'diss' her for no VALID reason ;) :p :D :smokin:

I'm not dissing her, just doing it to wind you up, now wheres the crank handle gone? :D

Paul K
24-06-2003, 08:52
Seen todays Sun Kronas?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2003290256,00.html ;)

imback
24-06-2003, 11:00
I have never defended Kronas before:D but I'm going to have to here.

Her music is OK, wouldn't buy it but wouldn't turn over if it came on TV (accept for the really bad knocking on heavens door)but I think she is pretty sweet looking.

Edit : All of a sudden I lke The Sun:D

Russ
24-06-2003, 11:11
Originally posted by Paul
Seen todays Sun Kronas?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2003290256,00.html ;)

Spose it's better than her other end ;) :D

poolking
24-06-2003, 11:21
Just wondering what she's got tattooed there? :D

russellelly
24-06-2003, 11:38
I agree she is not punk but think her music is really good . . . and of course she is quite nice looking ;)

POST No. 1 on NTHW.co.uk :)

kronas
24-06-2003, 13:18
Originally posted by Paul
Seen todays Sun Kronas?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2003290256,00.html ;)

you just made my day paul thanks

*floats back to heaven :romance:

Originally posted by Russ D
Spose it's better than her other end :D

OI!!!!!!!! watch it russ baldy :mad: :afire: :afire:

Originally posted by russellelly
I agree she is not punk but think her music is really good . . . and of course she is quite nice looking ;)

POST No. 1 on NTHW.co.uk :)

thank you :wavey:

welcome to the forums :wavey:

bopdude
24-06-2003, 13:41
Just re-inforced her rating on my BABEOMETER....wow

Taf
24-06-2003, 14:42
OK to post this? Or a no-no?

http://www.fmmedia.co.yu/top40/karaoke/AVRIL%20LAVIGNE%20-%20Complicated%20%28Ultimix%29%20%28with%20Karaoke %29.mp3

Taf
24-06-2003, 14:48
Interviewed:

http://www.kiss92.fm/ciss/assets/realmedia/Avril_Lavigne_2.mp3

http://www.kiss92.fm/ciss/assets/realmedia/Avril_Lavigne_3.mp3

Taf
24-06-2003, 15:01
http://www.hell-and-heaven.com/avril/avril.jpg
http://www.ykt.ru/gallery/gals/music/4090.jpg
http://www.kids-online.net/files/avril.jpg
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/star/2002/1031/31-12-05.jpg
http://avrillavigne.com/images/photo53.jpg

kronas
24-06-2003, 20:09
Originally posted by Taf
http://www.hell-and-heaven.com/avril/avril.jpg
http://www.ykt.ru/gallery/gals/music/4090.jpg
http://www.kids-online.net/files/avril.jpg
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/star/2002/1031/31-12-05.jpg
http://avrillavigne.com/images/photo53.jpg

LOL @ 4 th link i would want my tounge down her........ :eek: ;)

2nd link is just :romance: :romance: :romance:

last link is great

thanks taf :wavey:

http://www.fmmedia.co.yu/top40/karaoke/AVRIL%20LAVIGNE%20-%20Complicated%20%28Ultimix%29%20%28with%20Karaoke %29.mp3 [/B][/QUOTE]

404 :( :( :( :(

kronas
24-06-2003, 20:21
Originally posted by Taf
Interviewed:

http://www.kiss92.fm/ciss/assets/realmedia/Avril_Lavigne_2.mp3

http://www.kiss92.fm/ciss/assets/realmedia/Avril_Lavigne_3.mp3

excellent she has one craaaaaaaaaaaazy laugh man and her voice without singing is so sweeeeeeeeet

thanks alot taf cheers much appreciated for the links :wavey: :D :D :romance: :romance: :romance: :romance:

Mal
24-06-2003, 20:32
Kronas, has Avril not appeared yet?

kronas
24-06-2003, 20:32
Originally posted by Mal
Kronas, has Avril not appeared yet?


appeared ?

Mal
24-06-2003, 20:37
Originally posted by kronas
appeared ? Well, tried to contact you like she did last night

kronas
24-06-2003, 20:40
Originally posted by Mal
Well, tried to contact you like she did last night

oh you mean like in this thread yeah

http://www.nthellworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=90&perpage=15&pagenumber=41

post 611 onwards

i responded to her later on when i was around and pm'd her some questions i knew the answers she didnt but she should obviously its not her as i told everyone when i saw her registration show up :p

the real 'her' that is :eek:

Taf
25-06-2003, 09:43
Glad you liked the links Kronas... a shame about the mp3 going walkabout (it is a great version).

kronas
25-06-2003, 16:47
Originally posted by Taf
Glad you liked the links Kronas... a shame about the mp3 going walkabout (it is a great version).

hey yeah thanks for the links and 'content' much appreciated

* a very happy avril lavigne fan :wavey: :D :D :D :D :D

Stuart
25-06-2003, 17:49
Originally posted by kronas
its only me that likes her on this site :(

Nope, not quite true. I listen to "Let go" quite regularly. I also think Av is a babe (although a bit young for me).

kronas
25-06-2003, 17:51
Originally posted by scastle
Nope, not quite true. I listen to "Let go" quite regularly. I also think Av is a babe (although a bit young for me).

i know but at the time it felt like that now i know theres 3 of us :D :D :D :D :D :D

imback
25-06-2003, 17:52
Originally posted by scastle
Nope, not quite true. I listen to "Let go" quite regularly. I also think Av is a babe (although a bit young for me).

She sweet to look at and lke I said I don't switch over if she comes on MTV but wouldn't buy her music or anything, but she is sweet mate.

kronas
25-06-2003, 17:53
Originally posted by imback
She sweet to look at and lke I said I don't switch over if she comes on MTV but wouldn't buy her music or anything, but she is sweet mate.

FFS its not just about the looks...............well for me :D :p :D :D

Dave Stones
25-06-2003, 18:08
as ive said before somewhere in here i think i just dont see what you all see in her...

she reminds me of the geeky teen at secondary school who always tried to fit in but never did...

kronas
25-06-2003, 18:12
Originally posted by Dave Stones
as ive said before somewhere in here i think i just dont see what you all see in her...

she reminds me of the geeky teen at secondary school who always tried to fit in but never did...

your borderline on an a**kicking :D :D :D :D

all the above in the quoted post is not true she is not a geek etc

btw you havent responded to my pm..................

Xaccers
25-06-2003, 18:14
She's got a bf anyway and is way too young for you!

kronas
25-06-2003, 18:15
Originally posted by Xaccers
She's got a bf anyway and is way too young for you!

lmao i know she has a BF was the last comment aimed at me 1 year diffarence is old :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Stuart
25-06-2003, 18:15
Originally posted by kronas
i know but at the time it felt like that now i know theres 3 of us :D :D :D :D :D :D

Her album is certainly more interesting than Christina Aguilera's Stripped album. I found that on "Stripped", all the songs started to sound very similar after track 9 (something like 15 tracks on the album).

I like both, but "Let Go" is better..:D

Stuart
25-06-2003, 18:16
Originally posted by Dave Stones
she reminds me of the geeky teen at secondary school who always tried to fit in but never did...

Yeah, but she gets paid Millions for being a geek..

kronas
25-06-2003, 18:17
Originally posted by scastle
Her album is certainly more interesting than Christina Aguilera's Stripped album. I found that on "Stripped", all the songs started to sound very similar after track 9 (something like 15 tracks on the album).

I like both, but "Let Go" is better..:D

dont like her new songs now her style has gone out the window

QUOTE]Originally posted by scastle

I like both, but "Let Go" is better..:D [/QUOTE]

will be playing that tonight on full volume hopefully :D :D :D :D :D :D

Dave Stones
25-06-2003, 18:17
She's got a bf anyway and is way too young for you!

just right age for me and kronas methinks... still no though...

oh and kronas you couldnt kick my ass if you tried :p yo seem to forget i live in a much more affluent area of kirklees (council estate excepted) so my ass looks down its nose at yours :p teehee

and at the risk of being burnt she is a geek! look at the greasy hair and bad complexion!

also another thing that turns me away is her height... im almost a foot taller than her thatd just be weird...

hang on il go check my pms...

Xaccers
25-06-2003, 18:17
Originally posted by kronas
lmao i know she has a BF was the last comment aimed at me 1 year diffarence is old :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Sorry, didn't realise you were so young.


*hobbles off into the corner feeling ancient

Dave Stones
25-06-2003, 18:20
Originally posted by Xaccers
Sorry, didn't realise you were so young.


*hobbles off into the corner feeling ancient

you're only as old as you feel xaccers...

me i feel a sprightly 45 and im only 18... life has worn away my youthful zest...

kronas
25-06-2003, 18:21
Originally posted by Dave Stones
just right age for me and kronas methinks... still no though...

oh and kronas you couldnt kick my ass if you tried :p yo seem to forget i live in a much more affluent area of kirklees (council estate excepted) so my ass looks down its nose at yours :p teehee


yeah right whatever.............

Originally posted by Dave Stones


and at the risk of being burnt she is a geek! look at the greasy hair and bad complexion!


wtf its straight her hair and not greasy

Originally posted by Dave Stones

also another thing that turns me away is her height... im almost a foot taller than her thatd just be weird...


so im not that picky its about the person inside for me :)

Dave Stones
25-06-2003, 18:23
Originally posted by kronas
yeah right whatever.............



wtf its straghit her hair and not greasy



so im not that picky its about the person inside for me :)

lol you can have greasy straight hair you know... *speaks from experience*

and yes person in side is important but itd just be weird going out woth someone so much shorter than me... id have to expend energy picking her up to kiss her or bend down really far, and my back just can't take it ;)

kronas
25-06-2003, 18:24
Originally posted by Dave Stones
lol you can have greasy straight hair you know... *speaks from experience*

and yes person in side is important but itd just be weird going out woth someone so much shorter than me... id have to expend energy picking her up to kiss her or bend down really far, and my back just can't take it ;)

lol whatever you have a lot to learn size does NOT matter in this instance :p ;)

Dave Stones
25-06-2003, 18:25
Originally posted by kronas
lol whatever you have a lot to learn size does NOT matter in this instance :p ;)

yeh i know it doesnt. i still wouldnt like her if she was 6ft tall...

kronas
25-06-2003, 18:27
Originally posted by Dave Stones
yeh i know it doesnt. i still wouldnt like her if she was 6ft tall...

your opinion and you have made it quite clear

*polite way of saying sod off from the thread ;) :p :p :p :p :D

Xaccers
25-06-2003, 18:28
Originally posted by Dave Stones
you're only as old as you feel xaccers...


Yes but feeling 18 year old women tends to get me slapped :D

kronas
25-06-2003, 18:29
Originally posted by Xaccers
Yes but feeling 18 year old women tends to get me slapped :D

LOL :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Dave Stones
25-06-2003, 18:29
Originally posted by kronas
your opinion and you have made it quite clear

*polite way of saying sod off from the thread ;) :p :p :p :p :D

can see where im not wanted *sniff*

:bigcry: :bigcry:

Stuart
25-06-2003, 18:31
Originally posted by Xaccers
Yes but feeling 18 year old women tends to get me slapped :D

Didn't you say you were Married (or at least attached) on nthw.com?

If that is the case, surely you get slapped for touching any women?:D:D

kronas
25-06-2003, 18:32
Originally posted by scastle
Didn't you say you were Married (or at least attached) on nthw.com?

If that is the case, surely you get slapped for touching any women?:D:D

actually yes he did say he was attached but she lives away from you right ?

Stuart
25-06-2003, 18:37
Originally posted by kronas
actually yes he did say he was attached but she lives away from you right ?

Presumably you meant Xaccers when you said about living away? Because, I am sure she lives away from me...

Xaccers
25-06-2003, 18:38
Originally posted by kronas
actually yes he did say he was attached but she lives away from you right ?

Yes, about 250 miles away (and so glad she doesn't know about this site)

kronas
25-06-2003, 18:38
Originally posted by scastle
Presumably you meant Xaccers when you said about living away? Because, I am sure she lives away from me...

LOL yes xaccers i meant that thought you would realise that but :sleep: you :D :D :D :D :D :D

Taf
25-06-2003, 19:33
I'm so old, I used to go all fluttery over Kate Bush and Debbie Harry.....

kronas
25-06-2003, 19:34
Originally posted by Taf
I'm so old, I used to go all fluttery over Kate Bush and Debbie Harry.....

hey no need to be down whatever floats your boat is what i say !!!!!! :wavey: :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

Xaccers
25-06-2003, 19:35
Originally posted by Taf
I'm so old, I used to go all fluttery over Kate Bush and Debbie Harry.....

Just showing that you have good taste :)

retep
25-06-2003, 19:38
Originally posted by Taf
I'm so old, I used to go all fluttery over Kate Bush and Debbie Harry.....


Hey Taf,

who are these young lasses you are on about. What about Vera Lynn and Alma Cogan?:D :D :D

kronas
25-06-2003, 19:45
Originally posted by retep
Hey Taf,

who are these young lasses you are on about. What about Vera Lynn and Alma Cogan?:D :D :D

who ?????????? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

retep
25-06-2003, 19:57
Originally posted by kronas
who ?????????? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Oh! I despair about the lack of Knowledge of today's youth. have a look at

www.parabrisas.com/d_lynnv.htm

and


www.lostdivas.co.uk/alma.htm

:o :o

matty4donna
25-06-2003, 20:23
People always say the donna from my name looks like Avril but i cant understand all the fuss personally

Some sad people around today :rolleyes:

kronas
25-06-2003, 20:43
Originally posted by matty4donna
People always say the donna from my name looks like Avril but i cant understand all the fuss personally

Some sad people around today :rolleyes:

what the hell were they on or have i missed something :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Ramrod
25-06-2003, 21:45
Originally posted by Taf
I'm so old, I used to go all fluttery over Kate Bush and Debbie Harry..... My wife used to look like kate bush, before she changed her hair..........:naughty: :D

Taf
27-06-2003, 09:46
Does she have the big ears too?

Taf
08-07-2003, 15:42
http://ctimage.alloy.com/entertainment/celebcentral/celeblookalike/2002-10-30-avrillavigne/images/avril.jpg

Taf
08-07-2003, 15:43
https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2003/07/4.jpg

Martin
08-07-2003, 15:48
Originally posted by Taf
Does she have the big ears too?

Too cruel:eek:

dieselking
08-07-2003, 15:54
Are there any nice pics of Avril (whatever) around where she actually looks nice??? (because I've never seen one lol)

kronas
08-07-2003, 18:39
Originally posted by dieselking
Are there any nice pics of Avril (whatever) around where she actually looks nice??? (because I've never seen one lol)

dieslking will you shut that huge gob of yours for once its not funny :rolleyes:

matty4donna
08-07-2003, 18:41
Originally posted by dieselking
Are there any nice pics of Avril (whatever) around where she actually looks nice??? (because I've never seen one lol) oh she looks nice but she aint exactly "stunning" is she :D

kronas
08-07-2003, 18:42
Originally posted by matty4donna
oh she looks nice but she aint exactly "stunning" is she :D

you must be blind :D

its your opinion as valid as mine is ( though mine is correct thats for sure) :p :D

matty4donna
08-07-2003, 18:43
Originally posted by kronas
mine is correct thats for sure :p :D lol! :D

dieselking
08-07-2003, 20:46
Originally posted by kronas
dieslking will you shut that huge gob of yours for once its not funny :rolleyes:


OK, Kronas, calm down, calm, down, I was only joking:wavey: :wavey: :wavey:


There's no need to get all offenive over Avril:) :) :)

poolking
08-07-2003, 21:01
Originally posted by dieselking
OK, Kronas, calm down, calm, down, I was only joking:wavey: :wavey: :wavey:


There's no need to get all offenive over Avril:) :) :)

I think we should stop this now with Avril Lavigne, as we know it really gets kronas wound up. :D

So I vote we should get him a cardboard cutout and someone send it to him. :)

Stuart
08-07-2003, 21:03
Originally posted by poolking
I think we should stop this now with Avril Lavigne, as we know it really gets kronas wound up. :D

So I vote we should get him a cardboard cutout and someone send it to him. :)

Yeah, we could address like so:

"The biggest Avril Lavigne Fan"
"Heckmondwike"

kronas
08-07-2003, 21:06
i dont mind what you say about her (or do i) just dont wind me up too much :D :D :D :D

dieselking i said that because every post aimed at me the past few days was a shot at her

btw my town has a website visit it

www.heckmondwike.biz :D :D :D

kronas
08-07-2003, 21:07
Originally posted by scastle
Yeah, we could address like so:

"The biggest Avril Lavigne Fan"
"Heckmondwike"

lol hey i wont complain might get sticky though :eek: :eek: :erm:

dieselking
08-07-2003, 21:08
Originally posted by poolking
I think we should stop this now with Avril Lavigne, as we know it really gets kronas wound up. :D

So I vote we should get him a cardboard cutout and someone send it to him. :)


Good idea!! What do u think Kronae? Would u like a lifesize cardboard cut of your dream woman??:shrug: :D :)

peterska2
08-07-2003, 21:09
Hey Kronas :wavey:

You still going on about April then ;)

kronas
08-07-2003, 21:09
Originally posted by dieselking
Good idea!! What do u think Kronae? Would u like a lifesize cardboard cut of your dream woman??:shrug: :D :)

i do i do i do i doooooooooooooo want her soo much :p

kronas
08-07-2003, 21:11
Originally posted by peterska2
Hey Kronas :wavey:

You still going on about April then ;)

hi ill be back in about 20 mins need to eat right side of my body hurts :spin:

its...........

AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL
AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL
AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL AVRIL

and yes those were individually typed :p

dieselking
08-07-2003, 21:11
Originally posted by peterska2
Hey Kronas :wavey:

You still going on about April then ;)


Isn't he always!!

Stuart
08-07-2003, 21:35
Originally posted by kronas


and yes those were individually typed :p

Not slightly obsessed then?:erm:

peterska2
08-07-2003, 21:38
no kronas insnt obsessed at all ;)

shame tho he would make such a nice obsessive person :D

kronas
08-07-2003, 21:42
Originally posted by dieselking
Isn't he always!!

indeed

*sings

oh avril ohhhhh avril you make my heart feel warm and sweet

i think about you and i feel the heat

but i hope you and me can become king and queen

*sighs and daydreams

Originally posted by scastle
Not slightly obsessed then?:erm:

you damn right im obsessed

Originally posted by peterska2
no kronas insnt obsessed at all ;)

shame tho he would make such a nice obsessive person :D

read scastles reply

i would aye i am nice and obsessive :)

peterska2
08-07-2003, 21:48
course you are k :)

that's why i love you :romance:

kronas
08-07-2003, 21:50
Originally posted by peterska2
course you are k :)

that's why i love you :romance:

:D :D :D :D :D

did you like my song :p

peterska2
08-07-2003, 21:52
apart from the fact you was singing to her and not me - yes :D

kronas
08-07-2003, 21:54
Originally posted by peterska2
apart from the fact you was singing to her and not me - yes :D

sorry only she has that affect :p :D :wavey:

peterska2
08-07-2003, 21:55
<goes off to cry>

kronas
08-07-2003, 21:56
Originally posted by peterska2
<goes off to cry>

*grabs hold of her and hugs

now now you know me and you have a special relationship :luv: :luv:

peterska2
08-07-2003, 22:04
Originally posted by kronas
*grabs hold of her and hugs

now now you know me and you have a special relationship :luv: :luv:

:luv: :luv: :kiss: :kiss: of course i do :kiss: :kiss: :luv: :luv:

Stuart
08-07-2003, 22:20
Originally posted by kronas
i dont mind what you say about her (or do i) just dont wind me up too much :D :D :D :D

dieselking i said that because every post aimed at me the past few days was a shot at her

btw my town has a website visit it

www.heckmondwike.biz :D :D :D

Just looked at the site...

Lists 250+ pubs...

Impressive...

Theodoric
08-07-2003, 22:24
Originally posted by kronas
btw my town has a website visit it

www.heckmondwike.biz :D :D :D

Two points.

1) It doesn't tell you how to pronounce Heckmondwike.

2)I noticed the following very intriguing item:
"Spice Cottage of Heckmondwike is the areaâ₠¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s only genuine Balti restaurant."
The only genuine Balti restaurant? This can only mean (gasp!) that Heckmondwike is full of fake Balti restaurants!

:D

kronas
08-07-2003, 22:28
Originally posted by scastle
Just looked at the site...

Lists 250+ pubs...

Impressive...

plenty of them havent checked the site out myself quite a few in around the town center :p



Originally posted by Theodoric
Two points.

1) It doesn't tell you how to pronounce Heckmondwike.

2)I noticed the following very intriguing item:
"Spice Cottage of Heckmondwike is the areaâ₠¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s only genuine Balti restaurant."
The only genuine Balti restaurant? This can only mean (gasp!) that Heckmondwike is full of fake Balti restaurants!

:D

1 its heck-mond-wike thats how i could put it in words

2 i dont know there are quite a few takeaways around here
that has most likely been authenticated :D

kronas
13-07-2003, 14:29
Originally posted by Drudge
Kronas

I am rather worried.

I looked at your new avatar -- Has she got the dreaded "Blue Chin Lurgy" or has a music lover chucked blue paint over her?

its the lighting shes onstage you idiot :rolleyes:

matty4donna
13-07-2003, 14:40
Kronas do you know her or something as you take offence at anything about her!

kronas
13-07-2003, 14:45
Originally posted by matty4donna
Kronas do you know her or something as you take offence at anything about her!

no i dont i wish i did but well im kind of obsessed she has that affect on me :shrug:

matty4donna
13-07-2003, 14:48
how can you be obsessed that deeply with someone you dont know? I dont mean to be offensive towards you mate but im a bit obsessed with the girl im engaged to but i would not dream of being obsessed to somebody i didnt know. Then again we are all different!

Good luck i hope that one day you meet her mate make your dreams come true ;)

kronas
13-07-2003, 14:50
Originally posted by matty4donna

Good luck i hope that one day you meet her mate make your dreams come true ;)

thank you i live and hope :D

also people do it to wind me up well i cant help myself :p

Stuart
13-07-2003, 15:11
Originally posted by kronas
thank you i live and hope :D

also people do it to wind me up well i cant help myself :p

You do it so well..

kronas
13-07-2003, 15:17
Originally posted by scastle
You do it so well..

do what

OI!!!!! you talking about avril :mad: :grind: :afire: :grind: ;)

Ramrod
13-07-2003, 15:58
Originally posted by Drudge
Kronas

I am rather worried.

I looked at your new avatar -- Has she got the dreaded "Blue Chin Lurgy" or has a music lover chucked blue paint over her? :rofl: :D

Mal
13-07-2003, 16:05
Originally posted by kronas
also people do it to wind me up well i cant help myself :p

Originally posted by scastle
You do it so well..


Originally posted by kronas
do what

OI!!!!! you talking about avril :mad: :grind: :afire: :grind: ;)
The key in your back is soooo easy to turn! :wavey: :D

Russ
13-07-2003, 16:07
Maybe someone chucked some blue BOVRIL over her......

kronas
13-07-2003, 16:30
Originally posted by Ramrod
:rofl: :D

its not funny expected better from you roddy :mad: :upyours: :2up: :grind: :afire:

kronas
13-07-2003, 16:31
Originally posted by Russ D
Maybe someone chucked some blue BOVRIL over her......

OI!!!!! russ do i diss your churchyness :p :mad: :afire: :grind: :2up: :2up:

*wonders if a ban is in the works :erm:

Stuart
13-07-2003, 16:45
Originally posted by kronas
do what

OI!!!!! you talking about avril :mad: :grind: :afire: :grind: ;)

react to people winding you up...

And you just proved it.... :D :rofl: :rofl:

kronas
13-07-2003, 16:50
Originally posted by scastle
react to people winding you up...

And you just proved it.... :D :rofl: :rofl:

can you blame me i am suspect of everyones comments :p :mad: :upyours:

Stuart
13-07-2003, 20:50
Originally posted by kronas
can you blame me i am suspect of everyones comments :p :mad: :upyours:

I don't blame you. :D :Peace: :Peace:

Russ
13-07-2003, 21:56
Originally posted by kronas
OI!!!!! russ do i diss your churchyness :p :mad: :afire: :grind: :2up: :2up:



Yep :D but that's not why I do it!

kronas
13-07-2003, 22:01
Originally posted by Russ D
Yep :D but that's not why I do it!

damn you when did i ?

also why do you do it ;) :D

Nemesis
13-07-2003, 22:02
Kronas,

You have another fan here !!

What have I let myself in for ????
:eek:

kronas
13-07-2003, 22:03
Originally posted by Nemesis
Kronas,

You have another fan here !!

What have I let myself in for ????
:eek:

wtf your a fan :p

you serious

Nemesis
13-07-2003, 22:04
absolutely, so's rest of family


honest :smokin:

kronas
13-07-2003, 22:07
damn it finnally woot someone on my side :D :D :D

Lord Nikon
13-07-2003, 22:10
more april lasagne fans?

kronas
13-07-2003, 22:11
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
more april lasagne fans?

nikon go **** yourself you know you want to :p :D :mad:

Lord Nikon
13-07-2003, 22:11
I tried, but it keeps getting caught on my shoulders...

kronas
13-07-2003, 22:12
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
I tried, but it keeps getting caught on my shoulders...

lol too much info well go do something and stop banging on at me :p ;) :p :p :p

Lord Nikon
13-07-2003, 22:14
I'm just waiting for someone to make another post on the story threads lol

kink
13-07-2003, 22:25
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
I'm just waiting for someone to make another post on the story threads lol

Done!! bozo..... get on with it and stop chatting up Kronas :D

kronas
13-07-2003, 22:27
Originally posted by kink
Done!! bozo..... get on with it and stop chatting up Kronas :D


ewwwwww no chance i want real women NOT MEN !

*daydreams about avril :romance: :romance: :romance: :romance: :romance:

Lord Nikon
13-07-2003, 22:28
remember to alternate your hands so both arms build at the same rate

kronas
13-07-2003, 22:31
ok so i am asking you all a question what have you lot got against her ????????????

/me thinks he wont get a reasonable answer

kink
13-07-2003, 22:38
Originally posted by kronas
ok so i am asking you all a question what have you lot got against her ????????????

/me thinks he wont get a reasonable answer

To be honest then Kronie baby..... i think her songs so far have been pretty good.... esp the last one... but i don't think she has a special voice.... fairly standard really, but that doesn't seem to matter in the genre of music that she's in.... bit like Madonna :)
Her voice is almost mediocre but it doesn't matter because Madonna as a product is more than just a voice, which is just as well :D

What do people have against her? Probably nothing.... but because you keep mentioning her, you make her an easy target in order to get to you.... and you wear your heart on your electronic sleeve so we can all have a pop at it ;)

Get at Avril = Get at Kronas....

QED :D

kronas
13-07-2003, 22:40
Originally posted by kink
To be honest then Kronie baby..... i think her songs so far have been pretty good.... esp the last one... but i don't think she has a special voice.... fairly standard really, but that doesn't seem to matter in the genre of music that she's in.... bit like Madonna :)
Her voice is almost mediocre but it doesn't matter because Madonna as a product is more than just a voice, which is just as well :D

What do people have against her? Probably nothing.... but because you keep mentioning her, you make her an easy target in order to get to you.... and you wear your heart on your electronic sleeve so we can all have a pop at it ;)

Get at Avril = Get at Kronas....

QED :D

average hell no shes unique ihave heard her earlier work by no means is it average :mad:

i hate madonna DO NOT COMPAIRE HER TO THAT W**E

AVRIL IS MEDIOCRE LOOK AT MADONNA FFS THATS MEDIOCRE

kronas
13-07-2003, 22:56
Originally posted by Drudge
Kronas said --- average hell no shes unique ihave heard her earlier work by no means is it average

Sorry Kronas,

On a scale of 1 - 10

Her voice 5
Her looks 4
Her personality 2

in fact as a real entertainer she's a bit pathetic.

you have no clue about real talent simple as

*walks out of thread before he says something he may regret

Ramrod
13-07-2003, 23:03
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
remember to alternate your hands so both arms build at the same rate :rofl: :D
.......Kate Bush, however does float my boat:naughty: :drool: :D

Stuart
13-07-2003, 23:14
Originally posted by kink
To be honest then Kronie baby..... i think her songs so far have been pretty good.... esp the last one... but i don't think she has a special voice.... fairly standard really, but that doesn't seem to matter in the genre of music that she's in.... bit like Madonna
Her voice is almost mediocre but it doesn't matter because Madonna as a product is more than just a voice, which is just as well

What do people have against her? Probably nothing.... but because you keep mentioning her, you make her an easy target in order to get to you.... and you wear your heart on your electronic sleeve so we can all have a pop at it

Get at Avril = Get at Kronas....

QED :D


Originally posted by kronas
average hell no shes unique ihave heard her earlier work by no means is it average :mad:

i hate madonna DO NOT COMPAIRE HER TO THAT W**E

AVRIL IS MEDIOCRE LOOK AT MADONNA FFS THATS MEDIOCRE

Kronas, I think that kink is trying to say that she quite likes avril, but not as much as you..

I also think she seems to be on your side. No need for shouting..

kink
13-07-2003, 23:15
Originally posted by kronas
average hell no shes unique ihave heard her earlier work by no means is it average :mad:

i hate madonna DO NOT COMPAIRE HER TO THAT W**E

AVRIL IS MEDIOCRE LOOK AT MADONNA FFS THATS MEDIOCRE

Errr... i DID say Madonna's voice was mediocre and i didn't say Avril's work was average, i said her voice was..... take a deep breath.... and read what i wrote properly before throwing a hissy fit.

Now, you asked for our opinions and i've given mine. Why ask if you don't want to hear what we think?

You only seem to want to know what we think if it's the same opinion as yours..... not fair kronas :(

And pulling silly little red faces and swearing when someone seriously gives their opinion is rude.
I've never teased you about her before have i? Not like the others. So i thought it safe to enter into the discussion.
But no.
Thanks Kronas.

kronas
13-07-2003, 23:16
Originally posted by scastle
Kronas, I think that kink is trying to say that she quite likes avril, but not as much as you..

I also think she seems to be on your side. No need for shouting..

i can agree with your first bit you dont have to like her........

but compairing her to madonna shes a W*RE i mean look at her shes changed her music they style the videos how can you make a comparison of the two is beyond me

Stuart
13-07-2003, 23:21
Originally posted by kronas
i can agree with your first bit you dont have to like her........

but compairing her to madonna shes a W*RE i mean look at her shes changed her music they style the videos how can you make a comparison of the two is beyond me

I think kink just used Madonna as an example of a women with some good songs, and an average voice who has been marketed well.

I like Avril, and I think she has a good voice, but kink thinks she has an average voice & good songs, so looking at it from kink's point of view, it's probably a fair comparison.

And as to changing her music style, well if Madonna was releasing the same music now that she did in the late 80s I doubt she would be around for very long. She has been famous for 20 years, so must be doing something right.

kronas
13-07-2003, 23:22
Originally posted by kink
Errr... i DID say Madonna's voice was mediocre and i didn't say Avril's work was average, i said her voice was..... take a deep breath.... and read what i wrote properly before throwing a hissy fit.

Now, you asked for our opinions and i've given mine. Why ask if you don't want to hear what we think?

You only seem to want to know what we think if it's the same opinion as yours..... not fair kronas :(


i did read what you said and yes i do want to know everyones REAL opinion


Originally posted by kink
[B
And pulling silly little red faces and swearing when someone seriously gives their opinion is rude.
I've never teased you about her before have i? Not like the others. So i thought it safe to enter into the discussion.
But no.
Thanks Kronas. [/B]

that was an angry sign because i am thats what they are there for

tis safe just compairing her to madonna was totally incorrect as what i said about her is true and you can not make a direct comparison of avril and her

both very diffarent styles very diffarent people

yesman
13-07-2003, 23:36
So whats this all about then kronas ?





http://www.ananova.com/images/web/61773.jpg

kronas
13-07-2003, 23:38
Originally posted by yesman
So whats this all about then kronas ?





http://www.ananova.com/images/web/61773.jpg

i waited for something like that to come up i dunno everyone has there signiture :shrug:

Stuart
13-07-2003, 23:38
Originally posted by yesman
So whats this all about then kronas ?





http://www.ananova.com/images/web/61773.jpg

I still wouldn't say no.... :erm:

dieselking
13-07-2003, 23:51
Originally posted by Ramrod
:rofl: :D
.......Kate Bush, however does float my boat:naughty: :drool: :D

I like Kate Bush's music, have done for years. But everyone else seems to think that she is a bit strange :) :) :shrug:

Lord Nikon
14-07-2003, 00:32
Originally posted by yesman
So whats this all about then kronas ?





http://www.ananova.com/images/web/61773.jpg

Proves she dyes her hair darker if that is how she flips someone the bird....

Lord Nikon
14-07-2003, 00:36
Originally posted by dieselking
I like Kate Bush's music, have done for years. But everyone else seems to think that she is a bit strange :) :) :shrug:

Nuff said.....

Stuart
14-07-2003, 01:14
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
Nuff said.....

*said in a Terry Thomas voice..

Heelllloooo

Stuart
14-07-2003, 01:15
Originally posted by kronas
i waited for something like that to come up i dunno everyone has there signiture :shrug:

Yeah, you have Avril in yours...:rofl:

kronas
14-07-2003, 01:16
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
Nuff said.....

dont see anything attractive in her.........

btw

THIS IS AN AVRIL LAVIGNE THREAD...........

BubbleGum
14-07-2003, 01:28
Don't any of you realise that your smitten with a confessed bisexual (they're the greedy ones who like to have it both ways :rofl: ).

Stuart
14-07-2003, 01:29
Originally posted by Bluetack
Don't any of you realise that your smitten with a confessed bisexual (they're the greedy ones who like to have it both ways :rofl: ).
So? Like any of us are going to have a chance anyway...

BubbleGum
14-07-2003, 01:33
Originally posted by scastle
So? Like any of us are going to have a chance anyway...
A man can only eat three meals a day ;)

Why do blokes always want what they can't have anyway ?. I'm more than happy with my two bitches :)

Stuart
14-07-2003, 01:36
Originally posted by Bluetack
A man can only eat three meals a day ;)

Why do blokes always want what they can't have anyway ?. I'm more than happy with my two bitches :)

Ahh, but we can still dream..

kronas
14-07-2003, 01:37
Originally posted by scastle
Ahh, but we can still dream..

nothing wrong with dreaming

:)

kronas
15-07-2003, 02:56
found this quiz :D :p

here (http://quizilla.com/users/funkychick407/quizzes/!!!%20What%20are%20your%20true%20feelings%20toward s%20Avril%20Lavigne%3F%20!!)

You are Avril obsessed! She is you Godess. You own 3 copies of "Let Go" and you tie collection is growing at a scary rate....Honstly, tune down a little and gt a life!

i dont own 3 copies......... no wait 1 special edition original and 2 other bit rate variation versions of 'let go'

i dont have a tie collection!!!!!!!!!!!!

TigaSefi
15-07-2003, 09:15
Someone idiot put bovril in my lasagne last night, tasted rank it did.

Nemesis
15-07-2003, 09:23
Originally posted by kronas

You are Avril obsessed! She is you Godess. You own 3 copies of "Let Go" and you tie collection is growing at a scary rate....Honstly, tune down a little and gt a life!


Kronas, this is getting worrying, come on switch to Kate Bush, much healthier :D

Lord Nikon
15-07-2003, 09:26
Originally posted by Nemesis
Kronas, this is getting worrying, come on switch to Kate Bush, much healthier :D

and she is WAY more flexible :)

kronas
15-07-2003, 13:04
Originally posted by TigaSefi
Someone idiot put bovril in my lasagne last night, tasted rank it did.

hey i was nice to you in the GAYCUBE forum :mad: :upyours: :2up: :2up: :afire: :grind:

kronas
15-07-2003, 13:05
Originally posted by Nemesis
Kronas, this is getting worrying, come on switch to Kate Bush, much healthier :D

what no way kate bush is old and shes not a good singer as well as having any good looks :p

Nemesis
15-07-2003, 13:12
Kronas, Kronas, Kronas,

tut tut, resorting to insults, I would have expected better


:p :D

P.S. Have you read the Kate Bush Thread

TigaSefi
15-07-2003, 13:16
eh ? Kronass, in no way have I mentioned your lady friend so why the attack ? ;) :p :D

kronas
15-07-2003, 13:16
Originally posted by Nemesis
Kronas, Kronas, Kronas,

tut tut, resorting to insults, I would have expected better


:p :D

P.S. Have you read the Kate Bush Thread

lol you should know me better BTW avrils new album is due to be released on the 27th of september titled 'my world' she said

"I'm going to make a record that comes from inside, from my feelings. I've had time to become a better writer and a better guitar player." A new live album and DVD, both titled "My World," are due September 29th.

Bifta
15-07-2003, 13:27
I saw Avril Lavigne trying to play live on TV about 3 nights ago for some SARS benefit concert thingy in Toronto, she was absolutely dreadful, maybe she's got a touch of it herself but holy jesus I've not heard such poor singing since Daphne and Celeste did Reading Festival (cue bottles of p*ss!)

kronas
15-07-2003, 13:28
Originally posted by Bifta
I saw Avril Lavigne trying to play live on TV about 3 nights ago for some SARS benefit concert thingy in Toronto, she was absolutely dreadful, maybe she's got a touch of it herself but holy jesus I've not heard such poor singing since Daphne and Celeste did Reading Festival (cue bottles of p*ss!)

i said she cant sing live i dont how many times i have addmited that quite a few though

Nemesis
15-07-2003, 13:28
Originally posted by kronas
lol you should know me better BTW avrils new album is due to be released on the 27th of september titled 'my world' she said

"I'm going to make a record that comes from inside, from my feelings. I've had time to become a better writer and a better guitar player." A new live album and DVD, both titled "My World," are due September 29th.

Should be interesting, but will she be as influential as Kate has been.

As for not being able to sing ....... most ppl relate that to the Wuthering Height single. The later version on "The Whole Story" was much improved. You should give her a listen, she is very well respected, something Avril can only achieve with time.

Maybe she can, but attitude won't win all the battles ...

Lord Nikon
15-07-2003, 13:30
I also think Rubberband man was a good example of kate's dancing ability and singing ability

kronas
15-07-2003, 13:31
Originally posted by Nemesis

Maybe she can, but attitude won't win all the battles ...

all artists will go through transitional periods of changing there image to suit the times she(avril) makes the music because she wants to and the fans have responded to that and having heard her(avrils) earlier work it has that country slow/rapid pace about it she can change styles easily and it suits her voice too :)

Nemesis
15-07-2003, 13:44
Originally posted by kronas
all artists will go through transitional periods of changing there image to suit the times she(avril) makes the music because she wants to and the fans have responded to that and having heard her(avrils) earlier work it has that country slow/rapid pace about it she can change styles easily and it suits her voice too :)

I don't disagree at all, all artist can and will change their image to accomodate their fan base, it's just to what degree they change.

Avril's attitude to some people and the attitude portrayed in the videos appeals to a certain age/group, as she gets older this will change. Has she got the versatility to change her music to accomodate a wider variety of listener.

By comparison, Britney Spears has changed to accomodate her needing to change from a teenage pop thing, into someone who is trying to appeal to a wider variety of ppl and gaining the respect of other artists.

Can you see Avril doing the same thing relatively. If so then will it go against the carefully crafted image she has. She needs to be careful not to alienate the fan base she has. She will not be able to continue the 'angry 18 yr old rocker' image.

Lord Nikon
15-07-2003, 13:58
Originally posted by kronas
i said she cant sing live i dont how many times i have addmited that quite a few though

*cough* Mili Vanili *cough*

kronas
15-07-2003, 14:00
Originally posted by Nemesis
I don't disagree at all, all artist can and will change their image to accomodate their fan base, it's just to what degree they change.

Avril's attitude to some people and the attitude portrayed in the videos appeals to a certain age/group, as she gets older this will change. Has she got the versatility to change her music to accomodate a wider variety of listener.

Can you see Avril doing the same thing relatively. If so then will it go against the carefully crafted image she has. She needs to be careful not to alienate the fan base she has. She will not be able to continue the 'angry 18 yr old rocker' image.

i dont think its certain age groups as the board i visit has varying ages and they all like her as i said before she CAN change her style all artists do and listen to 'get over it' and it marks a change in styles or if you want to see an even greater change ' temple of life' is completly diffarent in terms of music and style to what she shows as now

also in defense to 'she cant sing live'

'In defense of Avril's live performances. I am a musican, and I have played outside and in small clubs before. Sometimes the P.A. sound equipment isn't always the best. Also you have to play at such high volumes it's hard to hear your vocals in the monitors. Avril has been playing huge halls and stadiums that are so cavernous that the sound kinda runs together anyway.

I've seen her perform some of her songs with just acoustic guitar and vocal and I think she sings fine.'

the above was taken from somewhere else :)

also about the last 2 sentences i can vouch that with a guitar and just her she is excellent :)

Nemesis
15-07-2003, 14:01
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
*cough* Mili Vanili *cough*

Now that's a low blow ....:eek:

Taf
18-07-2003, 19:28
BIG pics for your collections :D

http://www.allsexycelebs.com/pics/avril_lavigne/pictures1.html

kronas
18-07-2003, 19:30
Originally posted by Taf
BIG pics for your collections :D

http://www.allsexycelebs.com/pics/avril_lavigne/pictures1.html

well thats cheered me up a bit thanks :)

kronas
21-07-2003, 21:03
Originally posted by Shabba
I must admit that i'm a little too old to be as obsessed as others but I must admit that "I'm with you" is a fine track.

I heard it because my 10 year old boy has her Album.

Is that the average age of her fanbase? (no offence intended).

no average age is about 16-25

kronas
21-07-2003, 21:13
Originally posted by Shabba
LOL! I'm ten years over that so i guess i shouldn't be listening ;)

Sorry for bringing a seemingly dead thread to life btw. I was just curious :)

np i like talking about her yes im way over the word obsession on to addiction/stalking :p :D :idea: :erm:

kronas
21-07-2003, 21:22
Originally posted by Shabba
I reckon she does a good few tracks (sk8r boy is utter crap imho - i'm allowed my own opinion ;) )

Get on kazzaa and download Kate Bush's Baboushka song! You'll never look back :)

OI!!! all her tracks are great like you said your opinion her country songs are great too

kate bush no way am i listening to her too old for me :eek:

Stuart
22-07-2003, 01:05
In all fairness to both sides, you can't really say Kate is better than Avril, or Avril is better than kate. They are totally different..

kronas
22-07-2003, 01:06
Originally posted by scastle
In all fairness to both sides, you can't really say Kate is better than Avril, or Avril is better than kate. They are totally different..

yep i agree with that so in that case you cant compare........

dieselking
22-07-2003, 01:20
Avril is better than a lot of bands today. I'm not saying I would buy her stuff (because I wouldn't) but Avril songs are better than most girl/boy bands these days

But, I personnally been a Kate Bush fan for over 10 years

kronas
22-07-2003, 01:25
each to there own............

also its only really her so shes not one of them girl/boy bands like girls aloud busted etc

Bifta
22-07-2003, 01:31
Girls Aloud do have something going for them ... they look like girls :p

kronas
22-07-2003, 01:37
Originally posted by Bifta
Girls Aloud do have something going for them ... they look like girls :p

erm so does avril obviously you are inclined towards the male side of your femininity so i would expect that

the above im basically trying to say your gay so you would have no clue
:p

dieselking
22-07-2003, 01:54
QUOTE]Originally posted by kronas
each to there own............

also its only really her so shes not one of them girl/boy bands like girls aloud busted etc [/QUOTE#

I said she sounded better that most bands, I was trying to be nice & Say Avril was good.

U like Avril, that's all that's matters. I like Paul King & I know no one else likes him, but that doesn't bother me

Why should other people like Paul just because I do? People have different tastes

kronas
22-07-2003, 01:55
Originally posted by dieselking
Why should other people like Paul just because I do? People have different tastes [/B]

when did i say you shouldnt ?

poolking
22-07-2003, 06:39
kronas a little advice, no-one is going to stop taking the pee out of you over Avril, so I suggest you stop rising to the bait every single time and just ignore it or just play along with it.

Stuart
22-07-2003, 09:37
Originally posted by Bifta
Girls Aloud do have something going for them ... they look like girls :p

Avril looks quite cute.. And she can also sing.

Unlike a lot of bands today.

BTW, kronas, don't rise to the bait...

dieselking
22-07-2003, 11:29
Originally posted by Andre
Are you talking about Paul King as in the band 'King' with the huge multi coloured Dr Martins? :eek:

I remember them, and used to really like them-got a couple of albums somewhere I think. :erm:

My fave track of theirs was 'Alone without you'.....


Andre, Yep that's who I mean, Paul King from King.. He was a presenter on VH1 but I'm not really sure where he is now.

At last after 7 years i've found someone else who actually liked the band King!!:) :D :wavey:

orangebird
22-07-2003, 12:59
Originally posted by kronas
erm so does avril obviously you are inclined towards the male side of your femininity so i would expect that

the above im basically trying to say your gay so you would have no clue
:p

I like a few of her songs, but she acts like a prat.

Bifta
22-07-2003, 12:59
Originally posted by kronas
erm so does avril obviously you are inclined towards the male side of your femininity so i would expect that

the above im basically trying to say your gay so you would have no clue
:p

Ah so preferring Women to look like Women as opposed to tomboys makes ME the gay one, that's some logic you've got there boy!

orangebird
22-07-2003, 13:05
Originally posted by Bifta
Ah so preferring Women to look like Women as opposed to tomboys makes ME the gay one, that's some logic you've got there boy!

:rofl: :D:D

kronas
22-07-2003, 13:53
Originally posted by orangebird
I like a few of her songs, but she acts like a prat.

thats not the real her thats what her music company wants her to portray...........

Bifta
22-07-2003, 14:32
Top Ten Reasons to Hate Avril Lavigne

(taken from one of a multitude of site's)

1. Avril DID NOT get her success based on her talent. She debuted on frikin MTV. She sold her soul to the devil when she signed that record contract, just like she's selling out. Her band was "given" to her, she didn't meet them.

2. Avril DOES wear skimpy clothes. Quoth the loser-"My ass-crack showing is my trademark". She walked around in a bikini. Quoth the loser on Britney-"[Why would a person] ****ing wear a bra down the street?" and "Britney Spears is such a hoe cake."


3. Avril CANNOT play the guitar, or any other instrument for that matter. She never plays the guitar live, with one exception, and she warned her fans that she "totally sucks!" Her publicity shots with her guitar show her holding it the wrong way, and strumming non-existent chords. Her Complicated video shows her playing ONE chord, a G-chord, which isn't even in the song. She also has publicity photos of her playing the drums... Heh, she was holding one drumstick UPSIDE DOWN and make a fist around the other. She can't even hold them.. Her cd doesn't list her for guitar credits at all.

4. Avril DID NOT start any trends. She rode on existing trends, capitalizing on their popularity. I am angry that anyone would laud Avril for "bringing back the tie on girls". Alternative girls across the country have been wearing ties since the early 90s. The SPICE GIRLS, were wearing ties before Avril. Get this, Avril has a STYLIST. In fact, she has many stylists, ready to scout out another trend, making a comeback. She is the client of Stephanie Wolf, who goes and gets the ties etc. FOR Avril.


5. Avril CAN NOT skate. She could skate her way out of a gaping hole in a half pipe. Quoth the loser -"I like wiping out and hurting myself and crying. And I like to show off my bruises. And, me and the guys just like to mess around on them, even though we all suck."
"Dude, I suck," is her typical response when asked about her shredding skills. "I mean, I like to skate, it's fun, but ... I like to do it in my free time. I don't want someone to shove a camera and a board in my face and be like, 'Here, let's see what everyone's talking about.' Because it's not like I'm a pro. I fall a lot, but I mean, everyone falls, you know." -- from mtv.com

6. Avril IS incredibly RUDE and IMMATURE. She makes horrible comments on other popstars. She thought it would be funny to run away and play hide and seek from a new bodyguard that was being assigned to her. She flicks everyone off. She doesn't want preppies to listen to her music, and refused to autograph things for people dressed like "preppies" at her concert. She was rude accepting her VMA award, but then got drunk off her ass afterwards. She was kicked out of hotels for disturbing the other people there. She thought she was funny, and um, witty. She stole a strawberry from a hotel cart. (how bad ass...) She was acting stupid in a bar (she's 17, 18?) with Sum 41, trashed it, and thought it was funny when they gave her a wedgie.
"The other night, I got into three fights," says Lavigne. "I was at a club and some girl was giving me attitude. When people are drinking, they get mouthy. She pushed me, and I got her down on the floor. Security came, and because I was on top, they threw me out." --from rollingstones.com


7. Avril's music SUCKS! She sounds like a ****ing country singer, for the first part. In fact, she was supposed to be marketed as one. Her favorite band is Hanson. Then she tries, um, RAPPING? Next thing we know there'll be Shanikwa Lablingbling. Are her lyrics DEEP? hmmm... "She was a girl, he was a boy" blah blah blah complete ****! She's not the cheerios in somebody's spoon, how deep!!! In "Mobile" she complains about having to go on tour, and other crap. This was written before she even became famous, how the hell would SHE know?

8. Avril is a COMPLETE DUMBASS! But what do you expect from a high school dropout who spells boy with an "i"? She looks like one too, underneath those 2 tons of whorish eye make-up. In her interview with YM, she was going on and on about getting married and other stupid fantasies of hers. She talked about the "thing the guy has to lift off of the girl's face to kiss her"... She doesn't know that it's called a veil?! She got fired from some chicken place, nobody really gives a ****, but then she had to sing a SONG about it.

9. Avril's PAST is a lie. She is just like Vanilla Ice, making up things to make her more hardcore. In reality, she was raised to be a christian school girl. She was a cheerleader. She sang at fairs. She sang COUNTRY music at those fairs. She wanted to be like Martina McBride or Shania Twain. Quoth her former manager- "She didn't know Blink 182 from Madonna".

10. Avril will not be, nor has ever been a SKATER PUNK. She is not skater, she is no punk. The two things are different, distinct movements/styles/musical genres and she is neither. She couldn't name a Ramones song to save her life! Yes, she DID say she was punk. She's even bared her undies, that read "Punk Princess". She's worn pins with "Kiss me, I'm Punk" on them. She's lied and conived and contradicted herself. She has, above all, said that she was punk. End of story. I don't buy her ****, 3 months later, when she takes everything back. After the backlash, the shameless little bitchass poseur says "Oh, I didn't mean it THAT way..." Bull.
"She is not a skateboarder; she is not a punk. She is not from the streets. She is from a middle-class family in Napanee. She is from a very safe neighbourhood," "Skater? No. Punk? No. They've sold her out. The expectations are now that shes this badass, whos smashing her gutair in a slick video. Thats as programmed as anything else, and it's such teeny-bopper-trying-to-be-cool stuff. She's not a punk. Shes probably more contrived then Britney Spears ever was. Avril has the potential to be real, but right now, shes a poseur." --Clint Fabri, Avril's former manager

dieselking
22-07-2003, 14:40
Originally posted by Drudge
Hi Diesel

On the VH1 site there's an article about Paul King. It says that he now prefers life at the other side of the camera.

It says that he is now the "Senior Producer of Factual Entertainment" and also "The Features Editor for the Station".

It also says that he has set up a studio at his home and is busy writing music for other people. So he's still around in the music business.

:wavey: :D :D


Thanks for the info Drudge. I wonder if there are any jobs going at VH1?? lol:D :cool: :wavey:

kronas
22-07-2003, 14:47
Originally posted by Bifta
Top Ten Reasons to Hate Avril Lavigne

(taken from one of a multitude of site's)

1. Avril DID NOT get her success based on her talent. She debuted on frikin MTV. She sold her soul to the devil when she signed that record contract, just like she's selling out. Her band was "given" to her, she didn't meet them.

she was singing long before she debuted on MTV she got a recording contract before MTV too

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bifta
[B]2. Avril DOES wear skimpy clothes. Quoth the loser-"My ass-crack showing is my trademark". She walked around in a bikini. Quoth the loser on Britney-"[Why would a person] ****ing wear a bra down the street?" and "Britney Spears is such a hoe cake."


erm where has she worn skimpy clothes she wears 'normal' clothes she has done in a recent shopping spree

Originally posted by Bifta

3. Avril CANNOT play the guitar, or any other instrument for that matter. She never plays the guitar live, with one exception, and she warned her fans that she "totally sucks!" Her publicity shots with her guitar show her holding it the wrong way, and strumming non-existent chords. Her Complicated video shows her playing ONE chord, a G-chord, which isn't even in the song. She also has publicity photos of her playing the drums... Heh, she was holding one drumstick UPSIDE DOWN and make a fist around the other. She can't even hold them.. Her cd doesn't list her for guitar credits at all.

she can play she played it live in napanee

Originally posted by Bifta

4. Avril DID NOT start any trends. She rode on existing trends, capitalizing on their popularity. I am angry that anyone would laud Avril for "bringing back the tie on girls". Alternative girls across the country have been wearing ties since the early 90s. The SPICE GIRLS, were wearing ties before Avril. Get this, Avril has a STYLIST. In fact, she has many stylists, ready to scout out another trend, making a comeback. She is the client of Stephanie Wolf, who goes and gets the ties etc. FOR Avril.


again her record company with her image

Originally posted by Bifta

5. Avril CAN NOT skate. She could skate her way out of a gaping hole in a half pipe. Quoth the loser -"I like wiping out and hurting myself and crying. And I like to show off my bruises. And, me and the guys just like to mess around on them, even though we all suck."
"Dude, I suck," is her typical response when asked about her shredding skills. "I mean, I like to skate, it's fun, but ... I like to do it in my free time. I don't want someone to shove a camera and a board in my face and be like, 'Here, let's see what everyone's talking about.' Because it's not like I'm a pro. I fall a lot, but I mean, everyone falls, you know." -- from mtv.com

i cant confirm whether she can or cant skate
Originally posted by Bifta

6. Avril IS incredibly RUDE and IMMATURE. She makes horrible comments on other popstars. She thought it would be funny to run away and play hide and seek from a new bodyguard that was being assigned to her. She flicks everyone off. She doesn't want preppies to listen to her music, and refused to autograph things for people dressed like "preppies" at her concert. She was rude accepting her VMA award, but then got drunk off her ass afterwards. She was kicked out of hotels for disturbing the other people there. She thought she was funny, and um, witty. She stole a strawberry from a hotel cart. (how bad ass...) She was acting stupid in a bar (she's 17, 18?) with Sum 41, trashed it, and thought it was funny when they gave her a wedgie.


i can catagorically say the above is not true though the rest i dont know about

Originally posted by Bifta

7. Avril's music SUCKS! She sounds like a ****ing country singer, for the first part. In fact, she was supposed to be marketed as one. Her favorite band is Hanson. Then she tries, um, RAPPING? Next thing we know there'll be Shanikwa Lablingbling. Are her lyrics DEEP? hmmm... "She was a girl, he was a boy" blah blah blah complete ****! She's not the cheerios in somebody's spoon, how deep!!! In "Mobile" she complains about having to go on tour, and other crap. This was written before she even became famous, how the hell would SHE know?


if her music sucks dont listen simple as that no one forces you to
she can sing and sings country well
Originally posted by Bifta

8. Avril is a COMPLETE DUMBASS! But what do you expect from a high school dropout who spells boy with an "i"? She looks like one too, underneath those 2 tons of whorish eye make-up. In her interview with YM, she was going on and on about getting married and other stupid fantasies of hers. She talked about the "thing the guy has to lift off of the girl's face to kiss her"... She doesn't know that it's called a veil?! She got fired from some chicken place, nobody really gives a ****, but then she had to sing a SONG about it.


the reason she dropped out was she got a recording contract and i can safetly say she did the right thing

Originally posted by Bifta

9. Avril's PAST is a lie. She is just like Vanilla Ice, making up things to make her more hardcore. In reality, she was raised to be a christian school girl. She was a cheerleader. She sang at fairs. She sang COUNTRY music at those fairs. She wanted to be like Martina McBride or Shania Twain. Quoth her former manager- "She didn't know Blink 182 from Madonna".


shes never made anything up apart from what her record company are putting out

Originally posted by Bifta

10. Avril will not be, nor has ever been a SKATER PUNK. She is not skater, she is no punk. The two things are different, distinct movements/styles/musical genres and she is neither. She couldn't name a Ramones song to save her life! Yes, she DID say she was punk. She's even bared her undies, that read "Punk Princess". She's worn pins with "Kiss me, I'm Punk" on them. She's lied and conived and contradicted herself. She has, above all, said that she was punk. End of story. I don't buy her ****, 3 months later, when she takes everything back. After the backlash, the shameless little bitchass poseur says "Oh, I didn't mean it THAT way..." Bull.
"She is not a skateboarder; she is not a punk. She is not from the streets. She is from a middle-class family in Napanee. She is from a very safe neighbourhood," "Skater? No. Punk? No. They've sold her out. The expectations are now that shes this badass, whos smashing her gutair in a slick video. Thats as programmed as anything else, and it's such teeny-bopper-trying-to-be-cool stuff. She's not a punk. Shes probably more contrived then Britney Spears ever was. Avril has the potential to be real, but right now, shes a poseur." --Clint Fabri, Avril's former manager

again the record company putting spin on things majoroty of artists have this type of spin to hype them i dont listen to that

nice try bifta but thats what you get when you go to anti avril sites and jealous FORMER managers you make enemys when your sucessful

Bifta
22-07-2003, 15:04
I particularly like the quote on another site that states all Avril Lavigne fans used to worship NSync, in your case I can probably accept that. You also brought up some crap the other day about her guitar playing, saying that anyone in an arena/stadium would have problems. I for one have seen a lot of bands play in stadiums/festivals and the majority of them do a great job, so again, why is Avril so completely and utterly crap live? (and why does she pretend to play the guitar?) and!!!! It's time you stopped blaiming the record company for her faults/lies/talentlessness.

Stuart
22-07-2003, 15:30
Originally posted by Bifta
Top Ten Reasons to Hate Avril Lavigne

(taken from one of a multitude of site's)

1. Avril DID NOT get her success based on her talent. She debuted on frikin MTV. She sold her soul to the devil when she signed that record contract, just like she's selling out. Her band was "given" to her, she didn't meet them.

Most pop stars are not successful because they are talented. Look at Westlfe for proof of that. As for her band being "given" to her, that's not unusual.. A lot of bands over the last 40 years, and particularly the last 20 have been altered by the record companies.


2. Avril DOES wear skimpy clothes. Quoth the loser-"My ass-crack showing is my trademark". She walked around in a bikini. Quoth the loser on Britney-"[Why would a person] ****ing wear a bra down the street?" and "Britney Spears is such a hoe cake."

Avril doesn't do anything there that hundreds of girls don't do.. Wearing skimpy clothes and bitching, whatever next?..


3. Avril CANNOT play the guitar, or any other instrument for that matter. She never plays the guitar live, with one exception, and she warned her fans that she "totally sucks!" Her publicity shots with her guitar show her holding it the wrong way, and strumming non-existent chords. Her Complicated video shows her playing ONE chord, a G-chord, which isn't even in the song. She also has publicity photos of her playing the drums... Heh, she was holding one drumstick UPSIDE DOWN and make a fist around the other. She can't even hold them.. Her cd doesn't list her for guitar credits at all.

Status Quo have made a career out of not being able to play the guitar.. :D Anyway, the guitarist I have heard play with her is good, as are the session musicans. And if she did say that she sucked at guitar playing, no one could accuse her of hyping her talents.


4. Avril DID NOT start any trends. She rode on existing trends, capitalizing on their popularity. I am angry that anyone would laud Avril for "bringing back the tie on girls". Alternative girls across the country have been wearing ties since the early 90s. The SPICE GIRLS, were wearing ties before Avril. Get this, Avril has a STYLIST. In fact, she has many stylists, ready to scout out another trend, making a comeback. She is the client of Stephanie Wolf, who goes and gets the ties etc. FOR Avril.


True, Avril did not start any trends, and I can't recall ever reading anywhere that anyone said she did. And she has a Stylist. So? I would think a lot of groups have (even those that don't appear to).

5. Avril CAN NOT skate. She could skate her way out of a gaping hole in a half pipe. Quoth the loser -"I like wiping out and hurting myself and crying. And I like to show off my bruises. And, me and the guys just like to mess around on them, even though we all suck."
"Dude, I suck," is her typical response when asked about her shredding skills. "I mean, I like to skate, it's fun, but ... I like to do it in my free time. I don't want someone to shove a camera and a board in my face and be like, 'Here, let's see what everyone's talking about.' Because it's not like I'm a pro. I fall a lot, but I mean, everyone falls, you know." -- from mtv.com[/b
So, she says that she is crap at skating, but enjoys it anyway? Why is that bad?

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6. Avril IS incredibly RUDE and IMMATURE. She makes horrible comments on other popstars. She thought it would be funny to run away and play hide and seek from a new bodyguard that was being assigned to her. She flicks everyone off. She doesn't want preppies to listen to her music, and refused to autograph things for people dressed like "preppies" at her concert. She was rude accepting her VMA award, but then got drunk off her ass afterwards. She was kicked out of hotels for disturbing the other people there. She thought she was funny, and um, witty. She stole a strawberry from a hotel cart. (how bad ass...) She was acting stupid in a bar (she's 17, 18?) with Sum 41, trashed it, and thought it was funny when they gave her a wedgie.
"The other night, I got into three fights," says Lavigne. "I was at a club and some girl was giving me attitude. When people are drinking, they get mouthy. She pushed me, and I got her down on the floor. Security came, and because I was on top, they threw me out." --from rollingstones.com


Wouldn't be the first pop/rock start that trashed something and started fighting. Look at Oasis. Hell, you can look back to the Rolling Stones, I am sure they've trashed a few hotel rooms..


7. Avril's music SUCKS! She sounds like a ****ing country singer, for the first part. In fact, she was supposed to be marketed as one. Her favorite band is Hanson. Then she tries, um, RAPPING? Next thing we know there'll be Shanikwa Lablingbling. Are her lyrics DEEP? hmmm... "She was a girl, he was a boy" blah blah blah complete ****! She's not the cheerios in somebody's spoon, how deep!!! In "Mobile" she complains about having to go on tour, and other crap. This was written before she even became famous, how the hell would SHE know?


It may have taken Avril years of touring to become famous, so she could well have had enough experience to say touring is crap.

I have to admit, with any singing artist, rapping is rarely a good idea.

As for the "deep lyrics". God, she writes pop songs. How many pop songs can you think of with deep lyrics?


8. Avril is a COMPLETE DUMBASS! But what do you expect from a high school dropout who spells boy with an "i"? She looks like one too, underneath those 2 tons of whorish eye make-up. In her interview with YM, she was going on and on about getting married and other stupid fantasies of hers. She talked about the "thing the guy has to lift off of the girl's face to kiss her"... She doesn't know that it's called a veil?! She got fired from some chicken place, nobody really gives a ****, but then she had to sing a SONG about it.

Ok, so she spells a word differently.. I've seen that done too many times to worry about it..

She does overdo the makeup, but I think you'll find a lot of women look a little rough without makeup. Ever seen Kylie with no make up? I have, and she does look rough..


9. Avril's PAST is a lie. She is just like Vanilla Ice, making up things to make her more hardcore. In reality, she was raised to be a christian school girl. She was a cheerleader. She sang at fairs. She sang COUNTRY music at those fairs. She wanted to be like Martina McBride or Shania Twain. Quoth her former manager- "She didn't know Blink 182 from Madonna".

First, was that quote in full, or was it taken out of context? Also, "former manager". How do we know he or she doesn't bear a grudge?


10. Avril will not be, nor has ever been a SKATER PUNK. She is not skater, she is no punk. The two things are different, distinct movements/styles/musical genres and she is neither. She couldn't name a Ramones song to save her life! Yes, she DID say she was punk. She's even bared her undies, that read "Punk Princess". She's worn pins with "Kiss me, I'm Punk" on them. She's lied and conived and contradicted herself. She has, above all, said that she was punk. End of story. I don't buy her ****, 3 months later, when she takes everything back. After the backlash, the shameless little bitchass poseur says "Oh, I didn't mean it THAT way..." Bull.
"She is not a skateboarder; she is not a punk. She is not from the streets. She is from a middle-class family in Napanee. She is from a very safe neighbourhood," "Skater? No. Punk? No. They've sold her out. The expectations are now that shes this badass, whos smashing her gutair in a slick video. Thats as programmed as anything else, and it's such teeny-bopper-trying-to-be-cool stuff. She's not a punk. Shes probably more contrived then Britney Spears ever was. Avril has the potential to be real, but right now, shes a poseur." --Clint Fabri, Avril's former manager

Again, the quote from the former manager who might bear a grudge...

As for her being Punk, well, no, she probably hasn't heard of the Ramones, but I think today's punk movement is more of a fashion thing than the Punk movement of the late 70s/early 80s, I doubt any of the more commercial "punk" bands have heard of them..

Anyway, having said all that, as I have said in other posts, we don't all have to like the same music, and the world would be boring if we did..

Bifta
22-07-2003, 15:42
Why are you telling us this? Go tell whoever put the site up!

http://www.freewebs.com/avrillavignesucks/10reasonstohatethebitch.htm

The only thing I know about her is that musically I find her cringeworthy, she is unable to sing live and she looks like a boy .. I'm sure she's great other than that (apart from the whole Canadian thing ;) )

Stuart
22-07-2003, 15:45
Originally posted by Bifta
I particularly like the quote on another site that states all Avril Lavigne fans used to worship NSync, in your case I can probably accept that. You also brought up some crap the other day about her guitar playing, saying that anyone in an arena/stadium would have problems. I for one have seen a lot of bands play in stadiums/festivals and the majority of them do a great job, so again, why is Avril so completely and utterly crap live? (and why does she pretend to play the guitar?) and!!!! It's time you stopped blaiming the record company for her faults/lies/talentlessness.

Actually, I think Kronas was talking about singing live in stadiums.

Anyway, if you don't like Avril, don't listen to her and don't worry about her. I don't worry about singers and bands I hate..

Bifta
22-07-2003, 15:47
Originally posted by scastle
Actually, I think Kronas was talking about singing live in stadiums.

er ... like I said, I've seen loads of bands play live in arenas/stadiums/festivals most of them were fantastic live. And like I said before, her singing and guitar playing live, regardless of what venue it was at ... was beyond attrocious, cue bottles of p*ss!

Stuart
22-07-2003, 15:50
Originally posted by Bifta
Why are you telling us this? Go tell whoever put the site up!

http://www.freewebs.com/avrillavignesucks/10reasonstohatethebitch.htm

The only thing I know about her is that musically I find her cringeworthy, she is unable to sing live and she looks like a boy .. I'm sure she's great other than that (apart from the whole Canadian thing ;) )

Hey, I was just replying to your post with my opinion on what you posted..

Edit: Actually, I feel sorry for the guy who set that site up. He's obviously obsessed enough that he needs to set up a web site to tell the world. And he has a linkin park email addy...

Russ
22-07-2003, 15:57
Don't worry about it - this time next year she'll be "Avril-who" ;) :D

Stuart
22-07-2003, 15:58
Originally posted by Bifta
er ... like I said, I've seen loads of bands play live in arenas/stadiums/festivals most of them were fantastic live. And like I said before, her singing and guitar playing live, regardless of what venue it was at ... was beyond attrocious, cue bottles of p*ss!

I obviously mis-read your post.

I have to admit, when I read what Kronas had put, I thought that I've never used that particular excuse when they've sun badly.

I haven't seen Avril live, so I can't really comment on her performance live.

Bifta
22-07-2003, 16:27
*teehee* excuse the swearing on this page ...

http://www.geocities.com/light_faerie983/AudyandCordy/overrated.html

poolking
22-07-2003, 18:04
Originally posted by Russ D
Don't worry about it - this time next year she'll be "Avril-who" ;) :D

Then kronas will find someone else to idolise. :D

kronas
22-07-2003, 18:16
Originally posted by Bifta
I particularly like the quote on another site that states all Avril Lavigne fans used to worship NSync, in your case I can probably accept that. You also brought up some crap the other day about her guitar playing, saying that anyone in an arena/stadium would have problems. I for one have seen a lot of bands play in stadiums/festivals and the majority of them do a great job, so again, why is Avril so completely and utterly crap live? (and why does she pretend to play the guitar?) and!!!! It's time you stopped blaiming the record company for her faults/lies/talentlessness.

nsync wtf i detest boy bands simply because there music sucks ill listen if i dont like i wont listen to them

the other day was about her singing not her guitar playing read my posts correctly it is hard to sing right if your trying to sing in certain areas with the crowd screaming at you

i blame the record compaines for the image they gave her that she is talented but they push that image

kronas
22-07-2003, 18:19
Originally posted by poolking
Then kronas will find someone else to idolise. :D

nope

Originally posted by Russ D
Don't worry about it - this time next year she'll be "Avril-who" ;) :D

i dont think so russ her new album is due out in a few months so the hype will build back up in to full swing when they start playing her music and over just like they are now on the music stations on tv at night

kronas
22-07-2003, 18:28
Originally posted by scastle

Anyway, having said all that, as I have said in other posts, we don't all have to like the same music, and the world would be boring if we did..


ditto do i go around abusing other members by telling them what to listen to ?

also 'trash' them in this manner of it NO ?

i believe some people lead very sad lives if they have to go around picking on people just because they dont agree with certain views issues or likenesses

Bifta
22-07-2003, 21:52
Originally posted by kronas
i believe some people lead very sad lives

I'm sure you're more than qualified to comment, no, really (looks back at your silly Latrine fascination)