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Lord Nikon
22-08-2003, 08:09
Come on people, we have all heard them used, maybe not on us, maybe not By us, but we have heard them.
Over the next month I want to hear The best (And Worst) Chat up lines we have encountered, At the end of the month I want votes for the best and worst lines, maybe set up a league table of lines and just generally have some fun.
Whether you used the line yourself, had it used on you, or heard it used in a bar or club or whatever, I want to see it here, also say (if you can remember) whether it was successful or not.
Quality of the line isn't important, we want the best and worst. Get thinking people :)
Lord Nikon
22-08-2003, 08:11
I will start.
This line was used by a guy called kevin in a nightclub in liverpool (needless to say it did NOT work)
"I Own My Own Business"
erm....'get your coat, you've pulled'?:erm: :dunce:
nighthawk
22-08-2003, 09:30
Heres 10pence, give you flatmate a call and tell here you wont be home tonight.
I have used this & it worked...
homealone
22-08-2003, 09:47
"I've just seen your boyfriend dancing with another girl"
- but I havn't got a boyfriend?
"Well you should have - you're gorgeous"
:sick:
Lord Nikon
22-08-2003, 10:23
Actually gazzae I have seen that used in a club, and it worked lol
zoombini
22-08-2003, 10:30
Beckon them over with one finger.
say "I made you come over here with just one finger, imagine what I can do with a whole handful!"
:D
I think the girls should get involved here. They've probably heard one or two crap chat up lines.......:D
"As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit"?
Very crude and I've never had the guts to try it.
zoombini
22-08-2003, 11:41
Yeah, get the girls involved, let them tell us chat up lines that actually worked with them.. ones they fell for.
Lord Nikon
22-08-2003, 11:52
Originally posted by Russ D
"As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit"?
Very crude and I've never had the guts to try it.
I have seen it work lol...
Same place I saw "Fancy a ****" work lol
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
I have seen it work lol...
Same place I saw "Fancy a ****" work lol
Where is this nightclub? Directions please!!!!
Lord Nikon
22-08-2003, 11:53
Liverpool, Wood Street, Krazy House :)
I had a girl in a leeds nightclub with a very broad Leeds accent walk up to me and say...
"How do you fancy coming back to my place for a s**g"
I dont have any lines myself, just use my natural charm:spin:
My place or yours I hear quite a lot
I was in Ibiza when I was 16, my mates and I were thinking up lines for each other to use. One of mine was
"Hi, my names Gareth. I'm 25 and still a virgin."
It actually worked once (after 20 odd attempts) and was the best 30 seconds of my holiday!
My other mates had to use some of these classics..
"Hi, my names Pete and I'm a premature ejeculator"
"Hi, my names Paul and I have a micro-penis"
This is my favourite line - it didn't work for any of us though :(
"Are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock"
gazzae
they so made me laugh.
i'm going to have to try them when i go out tonight.
wonder what the reaction will be from the chicks :shrug:
zoombini
22-08-2003, 13:31
Squeek Squeek?
Originally posted by Rabbit
gazzae
they so made me laugh.
i'm going to have to try them when i go out tonight.
wonder what the reaction will be from the chicks :shrug:
But the chicks then realise that your a woman. Hi Kerry Anne Peters. Busted again. :wavey:
gazzae... do you dare to use any of those in Belfast?
Yeah of course!
Although its a long time since I've been on the pull in Belfast. What with being happily married and that.
Reminds me of the time about a year ago we ended up in a club called Space (not the nicest club, but it was 4am and not much was open) and my mate came up to me and said we had to go now! Apparently he had said to a girl something like " i bet your legs are like peanut butter, smooth and easy to spread" and now her boyfriend was looking for him
Originally posted by gazzae
Apparently he had said to a girl something like " i bet your legs are like peanut butter, smooth and easy to spread" and now her boyfriend was looking for him
LOL, I bet you legged it really fast:D
4am is still no excuse to be in Space, dodgy place. ;)
That sort of reaction is why I was wondering if you used any of the lines here. ;)
Originally posted by Fingy
4am is still no excuse to be in Space, dodgy place. ;)
That sort of reaction is why I was wondering if you used any of the lines here. ;)
haha yeah it was one of those drunken decisions! We'd just left Thompsons and couldn't get into another club (which i can't remember the name of, its opposite IBM). It seemed like a good idea at the time! lol
EDIT - Just remembered, its called The Venue
"F**k me if I havent seen you somewhere before"
(said to stranger :D )
"You're John's mate aren't you? From that party?"
Most people know a John :D
Incog tiptoes away........
Sipowicz
22-08-2003, 19:49
This one is deadly serious: I was chatting to a girl who worked in the same office set up as me (I regarded her as a mate; no more, no less) Only the 2 of us in the office one evening, she dropped to her knees in front of me and as she placed her hand on my fly, she said
"Promise you wont *** in my mouth!"
It worked for her!
:eek:
OK can we try and keep the level of this thread slightly above gutter level please...... :D
Originally posted by Russ D
OK can we try and keep the level of this thread slightly above gutter level please...... :D No No, we need more stuff like that:D
Chimaera
22-08-2003, 20:36
Absolutely!!!!
Let's face it, the clean chat up lines are cheesy and sick making!!
Carry on with the current level!! :D
idi banashapan
22-08-2003, 20:47
Originally posted by Russ D
"As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit"?
Very crude and I've never had the guts to try it.
quality!!! :D
Russ D said"As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit"?
I can tell a true story about a guy in ntl using that one on the regional MD's PA at a company christmas party. The rumour part was that it got back to the MD and he wasn't very amused and had it in for the guy after that.:D
So be carefull who you say it to.
i've told some people on nthw this one before, but was out in guildford clubbing once (under age as well) some bloke came up to me and said "would you like to lick my nose love?"
i think i said some choice words to him!!!! so no it didn't work! lol
best one was simple "can i buy you a drink love?"
another bad one........"the way you smoke is soooo sexy"
:shrug:
Originally posted by bexy
i've told some people on nthw this one before, but was out in guildford clubbing once (under age as well) some bloke came up to me and said "would you like to lick my nose love?"
And did you?
Originally posted by Russ D
And did you?
re-read the post russ......i said a few choose words and no it didnt work!!!!!! plus i'm not that sort of gal ;) :p don't even snog on a first date! rofl
Originally posted by bexy
don't even snog on a first date! rofl
*waits for his ;) :p
Originally posted by Russ D
:spin:
feeling alright russ?
:p
theres that one about the heavens missing an angel tonight!!!
men tend to try to chat up my breasts!!! i do have a face lads :mad:
Originally posted by Russ D
*cough*
awww you not a well boy? ;) :p
Originally posted by Russ D
No I'm fine thanks :)
stop coughing at me then! have no idea what your on about!!! ;)
lol one my mate tried was just walkin up to a girl and saying 'you're mine for the night'..........
and it flippin worked as well!!!
Originally posted by anarion
lol one my mate tried was just walkin up to a girl and saying 'you're mine for the night'..........
and it flippin worked as well!!!
sometimes its the pure audacity of the bloke that is kinda nice :D
i wouldnt mind bexy but the bloke is a bit on the strange side, like bacteria man from the yakult adverts.
Originally posted by anarion
i wouldnt mind bexy but the bloke is a bit on the strange side, like bacteria man from the yakult adverts.
And he still pulled a tasty bit of fluff :eek:
Originally posted by Russ D
And he still pulled a tasty bit of fluff :eek:
fluff????? russell :mad:
That's 'Russ' thank you :)
now i wouldnt say tasty....i saw her ......but naive would probably be a better word russ
just thought of another one.....
"i've got a girlfriend but fancy a bit of fun, s*** me"
thats awful.... abit like walkin up to a girl, throwing ice on the floor and sayin 'now thats broken the ice...'
Originally posted by anarion
thats awful.... abit like walkin up to a girl, throwing ice on the floor and sayin 'now thats broken the ice...'
i would find that quite amusing! i like humourous men
i must admit that they only time i used that it worked......... never tried it again tho:confused:
Originally posted by anarion
i must admit that they only time i used that it worked......... never tried it again tho:confused:
hang on it worked and you didnt re-use it?:shrug: :spin:
yeah cos i didnt wanna push my luck....but then again *throws ice on floor* now thats broken the ice....... :)
Originally posted by anarion
yeah cos i didnt wanna push my luck....but then again *throws ice on floor* now thats broken the ice....... :)
rofl :p
see what i mean about not pushin my luck!
not really a chat up line, but a bloke asked my name once, i said "bex" he thought i said....."sex" he was ever so keen to get my number after that :shrug:
lol well any red blooded male would i think
Originally posted by anarion
lol well any red blooded male would i think
true;)
Lord Nikon
22-08-2003, 23:09
Scuse me, but those breasts are fantastic, I don't know how much you paid for them, but if they feel as good as they look they were worth every penny.
(used in a liverpool night club by someone I know and it worked :D)
(to bexy)and sooo modest hun!!!!!! will have to take your word for it tho as have nothing to base that on
Lord Nikon
22-08-2003, 23:13
Shame the members pics section has gone.... :D
Originally posted by anarion
(to bexy)and sooo modest hun!!!!!! will have to take your word for it tho as have nothing to base that on
ahhhh makes sense now! you confused me! blonde moment;)
Lord Nikon
22-08-2003, 23:18
Hey bexy, have you been a naughty girl? Go to my room :D
have been known to suffer from them meself so dont worry
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
Hey bexy, have you been a naughty girl? Go to my room :D
stop it! *blush*
Lord Nikon
22-08-2003, 23:21
Originally posted by bexy
stop it! *blush*
Have you never passed out through pleasure before? :D
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
Have you never passed out through pleasure before? :D
very off topic and i will sooo get told off
Lord Nikon
22-08-2003, 23:23
actually it is very ON topic :D
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
actually it is very ON topic :D
damn
id like to hear this actually!
Originally posted by bexy
sometimes its the pure audacity of the bloke that is kinda nice :D Yes, but at what point does audacity get your face slapped?:D
Originally posted by Ramrod
Yes, but at what point does audacity get your face slapped?:D
try it and find out!!!
boyssss stop picking on me
Originally posted by bexy
rofl :p It worked again:rolleyes: :D
Originally posted by bexy
try it and find out!!!
Yea right :devsmoke: :D
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
Shame the members pics section has gone.... :D It hasn't has it? It's still there!
Chimaera
22-08-2003, 23:31
Originally posted by Ramrod
Yes, but at what point does audacity get your face slapped?:D
Any time now, I'd say!!!!
yeah but no one posts on it
Originally posted by anarion
id like to hear this actually!
i bet you would! ;)
Lord Nikon
22-08-2003, 23:32
Its been closed though, so now the lovely bexy can't add her pic :D
Actually, one method which does work doesn't involve words... slow song, walk up to the woman, start dancing, look into her eyes, and slowly trace your fingertips from her shoulders to her hands, all the time keeping eye contact.
u smooth operator u Lord Nikon
Originally posted by anarion
yeah but no one posts on it I can't find it, where is it?:confused:
....thats why no one posts on it:(
.....but I have:D .....and so's kink:naughty: ....and bopdude:dozey: :D
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
Actually, one method which does work doesn't involve words... slow song, walk up to the woman, start dancing, look into her eyes, and slowly trace your fingertips from her shoulders to her hands, all the time keeping eye contact. :sick: :rofl: :D
Originally posted by Chimaera
Any time now, I'd say!!!! :D
Lord Nikon
22-08-2003, 23:42
http://www.nthellworld.co.uk/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=22
There it is, one level up from here, Flagged as Important and Closed :D
Incidentally Ramrod, it shows several things... One that you are interested, 2 that you see more than just breasts, and it can be sensuous at the same time......
Aww Ramrod what the Lord Nixon said would work for me :)
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
http://www.nthellworld.co.uk/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=22
There it is, one level up from here, Flagged as Important and Closed :D
Incidentally Ramrod, it shows several things... One that you are interested, 2 that you see more than just breasts, and it can be sensuous at the same time...... Lifestyle....didn't think of looking in there:rolleyes: Ta m8:)
Yes but it's well corny........:D
Originally posted by whyme38
Aww Ramrod what the Lord Nixon said would work for me :) Suckerrrrrrr:D Sometimes it's too easy!:D
Ram I am a yorkshire lass the best chat up lines when I was younger were "fancy a bag of chips"
I am sorry but what Lord said would make me melt lol
Originally posted by whyme38
Ram I am a yorkshire lass the best chat up lines when I was younger were "fancy a bag of chips"
I am sorry but what Lord said would make me melt lol Im happy for you:)
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
http://www.nthellworld.co.uk/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=22
There it is, one level up from here, Flagged as Important and Closed :D
.....
But you can have photos added by asking.... The thread was closed immediately after it was created, and WE didn't post the photos there, they were taken from the infamous thread and placed there without our knowledge :shrug:
Anyone who wants to add a pic can do so by pm'ing a Mod or Administrator.... i see Poolking has added another one.
So fear not Nikki.... you can still go to the ball and get your pic out for the girls :p
Originally posted by bexy
not really a chat up line, but a bloke asked my name once, i said "bex" he thought i said....."sex" he was ever so keen to get my number after that :shrug:
yeah but c** on do you blame him ;)
Well it's not exactly a "chat up" line as such, but when I'm at the London Fetish Fair running my stall, if an attractive woman comes up to look at my stuff I tend to say:
"Can I do anything for you...?"
"... Or would you like something from the stand?!"
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
Actually, one method which does work doesn't involve words... slow song, walk up to the woman, start dancing, look into her eyes, and slowly trace your fingertips from her shoulders to her hands, all the time keeping eye contact.
Damn, should have tried that tonight...
Was out with a lovely American girl, who is flying back to America in about 6 hours...
I have tried it before, and it does seem to work...
i've found claiming to be "sweet and innocent" works quite well also :p ;)
and who told u that bexy?????
Originally posted by anarion
and who told u that bexy?????
its worked before
dunno bout that one......would have to have someone try it i think!
Originally posted by anarion
dunno bout that one......would have to have someone try it i think!
i'm sure someone will one day
i hope so sounds like it could be very interesting
Originally posted by anarion
i hope so sounds like it could be very interesting
;)
grum1978
23-08-2003, 15:57
Originally posted by bexy
i've found claiming to be "sweet and innocent" works quite well also :p ;)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
thats the funniest thing i have read all day ;) :p
Originally posted by grum1978
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
thats the funniest thing i have read all day ;) :p
glad i entertain you :p :wavey:
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
[Snippity snipped]......
Actually, one method which does work doesn't involve words... slow song, walk up to the woman, start dancing, look into her eyes, and slowly trace your fingertips from her shoulders to her hands, all the time keeping eye contact.
It sounds good in theory... but given my past experiences.... if a man i didn't know, walked up to me and started to run his fingers up my arm, or anywhere else, he'd get a slap :(
If we were already dancing.. that might be different.
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
Hey bexy, have you been a naughty girl? Go to my room :D
Well, for a chat up line to work.. it helps if it's not one that you've heard being used on a friend recently..... not flattering at all :p
Now, if only i could remember the last post i saw that one in Nikki :naughty:
Originally posted by kink
It sounds good in theory... but given my past experiences.... if a man i didn't know, walked up to me and started to run his fingers up my arm, or anywhere else, he'd get a slap :(
If we were already dancing.. that might be different.
thats a very good point actually!!
Originally posted by Graham
when I'm at the London Fetish Fair running my stall :eek: And whats on your stall then?:D
Originally posted by Ramrod
:eek: And whats on your stall then?:D
His website is on his profile and i think you'll find out about his wares on that ;) .... how do i know? Because i was looking :D
Originally posted by bexy
thats a very good point actually!!
Well, again i can see it working if you'd made eye contact already..... and there was sexual chemistry.. sparks flying..... pheromones wafting.... it might be the next natural and erotic step.... but otherwise, it's a slap and if i can get my handbag up off the floor quick enough, it's a whack too ;) :p
Originally posted by kink
His website is on his profile and i think you'll find out about his wares on that ;) .... how do i know? Because i was looking :D :rofl: 'Parachute ball strecher':rofl:
Graham m8, are you the model?
Originally posted by Ramrod
:rofl: 'Parachute ball strecher':rofl:
Graham m8, are you the model?
hey! whatever floats your boat, tickles your fancy, shoots your load or stretches your imagination :p
Originally posted by kink
hey! whatever floats your boat, tickles your fancy, shoots your load or stretches your imagination :p Well with that prince albert in mind, go here (http://www.kontraband.com), click on 'movies' and scroll down (It's about a third of the way down)to 'Lord of the Rings/True story' (oh, and click on it):D
Enjoy!:D
I have only tried the touching on one occassion, and I feared I was going to get a slap then.
I walked upto the bar behind a girl who was sat on a stool with a very low backed dress, I run my index finger down the middle of her back. (all the way) She sprung round with a very nasty look on her face, I thought oh s**t! fortunately it turned to a big smile and they both engaged me in conversation.
I then set about introducing my two mates to her and her friend, giving my two mates a good build-up I was sure they would be onto a good thing. I backed off and let my mates try their luck with these very nice ladies. I then found that the old saying of "you can lead a horse to water, but can't make them drink it" can also apply to other situations.
Within five minutes the girls walked back over to me, I asked what was wrong and they said " They have too much baggage, are you available?" I took the greatest delight by saying "No sorry I'm taken" I was kicking myself but it sure pi**ed off my two mates.
Disclaimer: I would like to point out that this is not the usuall sort of approach that I use or suggest anyone else uses. I will not accept any resposibilities for anyone obtaining a black eye whilst trying this themselves.;)
Stuart W
23-08-2003, 19:35
Walk over to her and whisper "national lottery winner".
You may 'pull' but be prepared..... if she wants proof and sees your winning £1 scratch card, she may not be impressed :D
Originally posted by Stuart W
Walk over to her and whisper "national lottery winner".
You may 'pull' but be prepared..... if she wants proof and sees your winning £1 scratch card, she may not be impressed :D
That would only ensure my thinking you were a loser not a winner :shrug:
I'd be nothing but offended by a man who thought that the amount of money that he had would make him more attractive... but i'm sure it's worked somewhere.... and if it does.... serves them right ;)
kink saidThat would only ensure my thinking you were a loser not a winner
I had a mate who used to be able to pull the girls everytime he went out, trouble was he used to spin so many yarns about what he did for a living etc, as soon as they found him out he was history.
He is about the same age as me now mid thirties, and I bump into him from time to time and he still can't keep a girl for very long. I could just see him using the lottery trick, girls used to fall for his stories and not believe anyone who tried to put them wise at first.
I think some girls are easily impressed with boasts of money and jobs etc, but I find most are happy to communicate with straight talkers. The other thing that has allways amazed me is how easier it is for me to talk to women now than it was when I was younger. Have women become more approachable ?, or is it that I don't look quite so desperate anymore.:)
Originally posted by Ramrod
:rofl: 'Parachute ball strecher':rofl:
Graham m8, are you the model?
No, that's not me, it's someone who I hired to model the male goods.
Originally posted by Graham
No, that's not me, it's someone who I hired to model the male goods. Nevertheless, click on my link:D (post #114)
Originally posted by Stuart W
Walk over to her and whisper "national lottery winner".
You may 'pull' but be prepared..... if she wants proof and sees your winning £1 scratch card, she may not be impressed :D
No no no!!!
What you do is wait til the lottery numbers have been drawn, and go and buy a ticket with those very numbers. Scan it and print it out (a lottery winner wouldn't be so stupid as to take the REAL ticket out with him, would he?? ;)) and providing she doesn't notice the date, she can even check the winning numbers on her mowbilee too :)
WARNING!: the above is LYING, DECIEVING and could end you up with a knee to the spuds if you're rumbled!!
Originally posted by Ramrod
'Lord of the Rings/True story' (oh, and click on it)
Someone please tell me that *wasn't* Sarah Michelle Gellar!
I'll never look at Buffy in the same way again!!
Originally posted by Graham
Someone please tell me that *wasn't* Sarah Michelle Gellar!
I'll never look at Buffy in the same way again!!
You shouldn't have been looking at her in that way in the first place :naughty:
Originally posted by kink
You shouldn't have been looking at her in that way in the first place :naughty:
says who?! :spin: :spin: :spin: :D
Originally posted by Graham
Someone please tell me that *wasn't* Sarah Michelle Gellar!
I'll never look at Buffy in the same way again!! Looked a bit like her:D
Lord Nikon
23-08-2003, 22:55
It was her lol
Originally posted by Lord Nikon
It was her lol
Ooououuuuchhhhh!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Rara Avis
24-08-2003, 13:31
Chat up lines?
Do you have a boyfriend? yes. Do you want another one?
I suppose you want ones that work? ;)
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