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Bifta
10-10-2004, 14:34
Post any strange or amusing Ebay auctions you find in here...

like this one:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1523&item=5525211815&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Paul
10-10-2004, 14:43
£2 million - I don't believe that transaction will actually happen :erm:

Bifta
10-10-2004, 14:45
It was in the newspaper today for some reason too.

hoggyspuds
10-10-2004, 15:26
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6929793723 :shocked:

Graham M
10-10-2004, 16:25
This one's quite scary :shocked:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5130058252

:D

Florence
10-10-2004, 16:36
If anyone knows what this is I would like to know?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3753838820

Mal
10-10-2004, 16:56
If anyone knows what this is I would like to know?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3753838820

Sound a bit like the Emperor's New Clothes. ;)

zoombini
10-10-2004, 21:01
This one's quite scary :shocked:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5130058252

:D

What's spo scary about a PC for sale?
Looks more "spammy" to me..

ZrByte
10-10-2004, 21:19
What's spo scary about a PC for sale?
Looks more "spammy" to me..

Its because its Richard M's machine, he said he was selling it on ebay but I dont think anybody realised it was allready on.

hoggyspuds
10-10-2004, 21:35
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2271723556

mother nature's undercarriage??.....lol...sorry if it's a bite rude :(

Steve H
10-10-2004, 21:54
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2876&item=5127888055&rd=1

:eek:

jellybaby
10-10-2004, 22:00
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2876&item=5127888055&rd=1

:eek:


:p: :p: :p:

goldoni
12-10-2004, 11:45
Not weird but probably the most honest Ebay description... ever! but is weird if he wants to sell it. :D


Link (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=18262&item=2491685258&rd=1 )

Bifta
13-10-2004, 14:45
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7927433876

Marge
17-10-2004, 23:50
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=53527&item=3934970194&rd=1

as sent to me by bb31, think they might be hers :rofl:

(only joking my friend ;) )

Chris W
18-10-2004, 17:17
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2036&item=6125556105&rd=1

Anyone want to pretend to work for ntl tech support?!?! :p:

Nidge
18-10-2004, 17:31
Found this one.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1523&item=5528013538&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Florence
18-10-2004, 21:30
This is more cheeky than wierd but I bet some pay up..

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5528295558

gary_580
18-10-2004, 21:37
This is more cheeky than wierd but I bet some pay up..

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5528295558


2 people have bought it

gary_580
18-10-2004, 21:59
Never seen this before

Listings in NT$

Some of our listings are priced in NT$ which is the currency of Taiwan. This is because at present it is cheaper to list our items through the Taiwan Ebay Site, so we can have a larger selection available to buy through our store.

The price of the items will be displayed in your chosen site's currency as well as the NT$ price.

We are in the UK, and all orders are shipped from the UK. There are no items we sell that need to be shipped from another location.

You will never be asked to send money to any other country other than the UK.

purple_smarties
19-10-2004, 19:17
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221

lol :D

Stephen
19-10-2004, 19:20
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221

lol :DHilarious:disturbd:

This is more cheeky than wierd but I bet some pay up..

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5528295558
What was it as is no longer there.

Marge
19-10-2004, 19:45
Found a new part-time job for Incog ;)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5927991494&rd=1

gary_580
19-10-2004, 19:56
OMG!! Now that is weird

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5927358386&rd=1

gary_580
19-10-2004, 19:59
One for Kronas :D

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5927574725&rd=1

Florence
19-10-2004, 20:16
Hilarious:disturbd:


What was it as is no longer there.

lol pay 99p to have an email and a possitive rep on your ebay account

gary_580
19-10-2004, 20:42
lol pay 99p to have an email and a possitive rep on your ebay account

There are hundreds of those around

gary_580
20-10-2004, 09:03
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=53527&item=3934970194&rd=1

as sent to me by bb31, think they might be hers :rofl:

(only joking my friend ;) )

i cant believe someone actually bought them

gazzae
20-10-2004, 14:40
:D http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221

Bifta
20-10-2004, 14:44
:D http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221

Duuuuuuuuuuuuupe! ;)

Halcyon
20-10-2004, 16:26
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221&fromMak

Chris
20-10-2004, 16:57
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221&fromMakYou know, I'm looking at this really hard to see how it differs from the one in Post 29 ... :)

Stephen
21-10-2004, 10:05
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5527273221

This is crazy it ended up on the news last night in the metro this morning and also the Daily record newpaper, there was some silly bids it went up to £10,000 ,000 this morning.

Chris
21-10-2004, 10:07
This is now the third time the wedding invites page on ebay has been posted - could you all please make sure you're posting something original!!

Stephen
21-10-2004, 10:09
This is now the third time the wedding invites page on ebay has been posted - could you all please make sure you're posting something original!!
I wasn't posting it again, I was commenting on the fact it has made the news!!!:erm:

Chris
21-10-2004, 10:11
I wasn't posting it again, I was commenting on the fact it has made the news!!!:erm:
Try kicking your post off by quoting the person who posted it then ;)

Halcyon
21-10-2004, 10:44
Doh ! <Bangs head on table> :dunce:

punky
30-10-2004, 13:55
Not really weird, but definitely rare. I sooooo want this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6236&item=2496416874&rd=1

It is Eleanor From "Gone In 60 Seconds" and signed by the God himself, Carrol Shelby. How cool is that?

Ramrod
30-10-2004, 14:09
Not really weird, but definitely rare. I sooooo want this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6236&item=2496416874&rd=1

It is Eleanor From "Gone In 60 Seconds" and signed by the God himself, Carrol Shelby. How cool is that?Nice! :tu: :drool:

altis
01-11-2004, 17:10
Vulcan bomber anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2979&item=5530699633&rd=1

ZrByte
01-11-2004, 18:14
Vulcan bomber anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2979&item=5530699633&rd=1

I wonder how much that will go for :) better yet I wonder how much it would cost to get her flying again, and would it be legal?

STONEISLAND
04-11-2004, 12:58
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5531203799&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Can anyone beat this as the most strangest thing on ebay?

Bifta
04-11-2004, 13:02
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5531203799&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Can anyone beat this as the most strangest thing on ebay?

http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/showthread.php?t=18635

STONEISLAND
04-11-2004, 13:06
Bugger please get rid of thread sorry Bif

basa
04-11-2004, 15:36
Oh well that's eBay for you ........ warts and all !!!!!!!! :p:

DrAwesome
11-11-2004, 10:51
AAAARRGHHH - A PAIR OF TRAMPS SHOES LEFT ON MY DOORSTEP (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1501&item=5730002855&rd=1)
FOUND ON A GENUINE CB RADIO USERS DOORSTEP IN MANC!!

punky
14-11-2004, 02:02
How about all this for you Kill Bill fans?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=43338&item=2284628537&rd=1

altis
13-01-2005, 19:57
Anyone want a 10 minute slot on TV?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3319&item=3866894328&rd=1

altis
21-01-2005, 13:48
Or absolutely nothing, the ideal gift for someone who has everything :D

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5552296812

MovedGoalPosts
21-01-2005, 22:48
Or absolutely nothing, the ideal gift for someone who has everything :D

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5552296812
Current Bid, £25,100 :dozey:

AndrewJ
21-01-2005, 22:49
fake bid. he has removed some already.

yesman
21-01-2005, 22:59
Show those noisy neighbours you mean business

Link (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=9883&item=4520636938&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

AndrewJ
22-01-2005, 02:58
I want. :drool:

petepeterson
29-01-2005, 16:20
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5554310507&rd=1

Thought this was quite cool.

Tricky
29-01-2005, 18:31
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5554310507&rd=1

Thought this was quite cool.
How tempting to ask if he has Capitals also

ntl customer
29-01-2005, 18:39
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=56384&item=3870583636&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

and

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5951626613&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Nice pair don't you think? ;)

Halcyon
29-01-2005, 18:59
Oh dear LOL
People will do anything for money.

Tricky
04-02-2005, 18:35
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4524659901

LOL!

TheBlueRaja
11-02-2005, 19:14
Guy is selling his will on Ebay - you will get EVERYTHING he owns when he dies....

Now thats an interesting one, feel sorry for his Kids though.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5556839080&rd=1

ian@huth
11-02-2005, 19:16
Guy is selling his will on Ebay - you will get EVERYTHING he owns when he dies....

Now thats an interesting one, feel sorry for his Kids though.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5556839080&rd=1
Good idea :tu: . Get as much as you can for it and then change your will. :D

TheBlueRaja
11-02-2005, 19:40
WINNING BIDDER PAYS TO HAVE THE LAWYER OF THERE CHOICE DRAW UP A WILL MAKING YOU THE SOLE BENEFICIARY. THATS RIGHT...A LAWYER DRAWN UP COPY OF MY WILL WHERE EVERYTHING WILL BE LEFT TO WINNER OR WINNERS CHOICE.

He dosent have a say in it... not a bad idea though.

ian@huth
11-02-2005, 19:56
He dosent have a say in it... not a bad idea though.
I doubt if that would be legal. particularly if he left a wife and children.

Halcyon
11-02-2005, 20:37
This ones from ages ago but made me laugh:


http://positron.jfet.org/kickyourass.html

garyparson
13-02-2005, 23:18
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5557560603&rd=1
__________________

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5557721308&rd=1

Stuart
04-03-2005, 11:16
Two (both from ElReg).

Man sells nothing (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/21/ebayer_sells_nothing/)

&
Wanna buy a breast implant? (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/03/breast_implant_auction/)

punky
23-04-2005, 01:23
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5384327803&fromMakeTrack=true

:shocked:

I wouldn't mind seeing her nekkid, but at $12,600? Blimey i'd want a bit more than a few pics and some soiled undies. Oh speaking of which BB31 needs some doesn't she? ;)

MovedGoalPosts
23-04-2005, 01:42
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5384327803&fromMakeTrack=true

:shocked:

I wouldn't mind seeing her nekkid, but at $12,600? Blimey i'd want a bit more than a few pics and some soiled undies. Oh speaking of which BB31 needs some doesn't she? ;)

er right, how genuine are any of those bids - every bidder has a zero ebay rating :rolleyes:

Raistlin
23-04-2005, 12:06
And now it's been removed.....

garyparson
24-04-2005, 04:05
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5569644770

it is confirmed that one will be named goldenpalace.com!!

altis
29-04-2005, 17:49
Get yourself a genuine piece of Warrington!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5576036218

Graham
29-04-2005, 18:35
Get yourself a genuine piece of Warrington!


Ah, but does it come with a Certificate of Authenticity?

For all we now it could be a *fake* piece of Warrington! :D

hoggyspuds
03-05-2005, 22:37
Mind reading machine! Item no. 5576969872

gary_580
03-05-2005, 22:59
thats funny that mind reading machine. I like this one by the same person and the question about using the shrinking machine to shrink the painting

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5575122680

Stuart
05-05-2005, 14:38
Erm, Elvis shaped hairball anyone (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5572953683)?

No?

Ok then..

chevy4jay
07-05-2005, 09:01
check this one out....Fortune Cookie w/ Winston Churchill's Profile

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5579326683&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

notthecableguy
12-05-2005, 17:10
This thread had me rollin! :D

There are tons of freakin toast auctions on there now. One guy got $15,000 for a piece of toast! :rolleyes:

Here's another one:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5579545319

It's a bean that supposedly has the face of Jesus on it :monkey:

Stuart
12-05-2005, 17:25
That pinto bean reminds me. On my way home, I must buy some Dry roasted peanuts, some brown paint and a very small paint brush... :D :naughty:

notthecableguy
12-05-2005, 17:27
That pinto bean reminds me. On my way home, I must buy some Dry roasted peanuts, some brown paint and a very small paint brush... :D :naughty:

LOL You could paint the entire Last Supper! :D

Ramrod
12-05-2005, 17:52
Staggering :disturbd: :rolleyes: :D

Graham
12-05-2005, 17:53
Damn, next time I make some toast I'm going to have to examine the bread more closely...! :D

altis
12-05-2005, 17:58
All you need is a cigarette lighter:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1523&item=5579010468&rd=1

:D

Gareth
16-05-2005, 13:21
These are just weird...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5579735379&rd=1

and then $400,000 for this...?!?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16071&item=6528557289&rd=1

I'd expect a helluva lot for $400,000 :naughty:

Florence
28-05-2005, 11:06
this auction is for a 23 yr old car that has only got 85 miles on hte clock and never registered.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=29755&item=4551166464&rd=1

wolver
04-06-2005, 01:56
Advertise on DD cups!!!!!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5587104591&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

a123
04-06-2005, 21:15
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5587388906

Weird Jackson auction.
__________________

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5587388906

Weird Jackson auction.

punky
04-06-2005, 21:32
this auction is for a 23 yr old car that has only got 85 miles on hte clock and never registered.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=29755&item=4551166464&rd=1

Thanx for that. My dad had an 82 Cortina Crusader, which everyone loved. I showed it to him and it was wonderfully nostalic for him (and me).

One funny thing. That garage is owned by T. C. Harrison. If you look at the glass at the front, it says "Harrison Ford" on it :)

medentre
15-06-2005, 18:22
<Removed by Paul>

Bye bye spammer :afire:

huskersrock
20-06-2005, 22:08
<Removed by Paul>

Bye bye spammer :afire:

Paul
21-06-2005, 00:15
Two spammers banned - Take note anyone else planning to Spam their own auctions.

Astrosgirl7
21-06-2005, 02:43
Just saw this one. Who knew that you could rent a mother?!!?!?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5591883237
__________________

This one had me rollin (pardon the pun)


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5590614147

-Amanda

Kuragari
21-06-2005, 05:39
i'm sorry, but that mother thing is just downright scary :Yikes:

punky
21-06-2005, 10:54
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5590614147

-Amanda

Judging by that "Scott" auction, I think he had a close escape, personally... That woman is certifiable. She should be sectioned.

It is funny to laugh at her, until you realise she could be living next door to you (if you lived in the US, and we have our own fair share of nutters :erm: )

Graham
21-06-2005, 18:51
Just saw this one. Who knew that you could rent a mother?!!?!?

Pah, if they'd let me I'd sell mine :D

Bifta
27-06-2005, 14:22
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11751&item=7524994979&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW&tc=photo

Jules
27-06-2005, 14:25
Oh now that is a classic!

Ramrod
27-06-2005, 14:27
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11751&item=7524994979&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW&tc=photo :rofl:

Taf
27-06-2005, 14:58
a woman scorned......


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1

danielf
27-06-2005, 15:02
a woman scorned......


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1

Not this one (http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/showthread.php?t=30747&page=1&pp=15) by chance? :)

Jules
27-06-2005, 15:07
Looks like some one got it as well :Yikes:

dilli-theclaw
02-07-2005, 12:28
I just saw this one on the register.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/01/ebay_monitor_flash/

I can't link to the original auction as it has been pulled.

There IS NUDITY OF THE MALE KIND IN THE LINK....

Hom3r
02-07-2005, 13:06
I read that somebody sold a £5 note for about £20 :dunce:

ZrByte
02-07-2005, 14:21
I just saw this one on the register.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/01/ebay_monitor_flash/

I can't link to the original auction as it has been pulled.

There IS NUDITY OF THE MALE KIND IN THE LINK....

Think thats a fake, ive seen the exact same reflection on a metal teapot on ebay.

dilli-theclaw
02-07-2005, 14:38
Think thats a fake, ive seen the exact same reflection on a metal teapot on ebay.

It's not a fake... I took that picture myself. :D:Yikes:

Sorry :)

It could be I guess....

TheBitmapGallery
04-07-2005, 22:22
Check this out.. I was searching for "rarest item on ebay" and actually found something worthwhile! lol

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63821&item=6411928033&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
can i borrow $100?:D

Jules
05-07-2005, 10:42
Good find :tu: will I lend you $100 nope but I will welcome you to the forum :)

TheBlueRaja
05-07-2005, 12:46
:rofl:

I cant believe it was bought too - and by somebody by the name of - horsesdingdong...

Im concerned for the sheep.

Halcyon
05-07-2005, 12:49
Indeed, a warm welcome to you.
Not a bad auction that, though I dont have the money for it.

Tuftus
05-07-2005, 18:39
Back to that 'Scott Dumped Me' Lady / Lunatic again...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5593767404

*** Do not look at this if you are likely to be disturbed by a cheese puff shaped like a penis... You have been warned! ***

:rofl:

AndrewJ
08-07-2005, 04:46
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3312&item=6410585172&rd=1&ssPageName

Mobile phone review.

:rofl: :LOL:

Jules
08-07-2005, 10:05
He doesn't like it much does he lol

ellie
08-07-2005, 10:54
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3312&item=6410585172&rd=1&ssPageName

Mobile phone review.

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/07/12.gif https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/08/17.gif

Hehe that's real funny https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/08/17.gif

Stephen
08-07-2005, 11:07
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3312&item=6410585172&rd=1&ssPageName

Mobile phone review.

:rofl: :LOL:

I had one of those phones and just sold it on ebay last week, it is not as bad as that bloke makes it out to be.

AndrewJ
14-07-2005, 20:45
Toyota Mr2....what the...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4561280339&category=15289

Graham
15-07-2005, 02:04
Toyota Mr2....what the...

Well, it'll stop some bugger tailgating you on the motorway...! :Yikes:

AndrewJ
15-07-2005, 14:41
Save finding somewhere to cook your bacon butties....

Halcyon
15-07-2005, 23:02
LOL Yeah that looks cool.
Easy for lighting spaklers and cooking marshmellows and sausages at Halloween.

msbabedoll
01-08-2005, 00:42
Hi this is a weird ebay auction!!

Mod Edit (Matt D) - Spam Removed

Raistlin
01-08-2005, 00:42
Hi this is a weird ebay auction!!

Mod Edit (Matt D) - Spam Removed

Not yours by any chance ;)

:welcome: to the site BTW

msbabedoll
01-08-2005, 00:45
Not yours by any chance ;)

:welcome: to the site BTW

LOL ok well part mine! :) Thanks for the welcome!

Raistlin
01-08-2005, 00:47
Thought so.....

You might want to back up through the thread a bit and check out posts 87, 88, and 89 ;)

Tezcatlipoca
01-08-2005, 00:59
Not yours by any chance ;)

:welcome: to the site BTW

LOL ok well part mine! :) Thanks for the welcome!


Sorry, but this thread is not for people to spam their own Ebay auctions

Raistlin
01-08-2005, 01:04
Yup.....

Gareth
01-08-2005, 01:18
After that spamming, how about this... the answer to the world's fuel problems is available on ebay for only £2!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=72205&item=7989159866&rd=1

:D :D :D

(ps - nothing to do with me... honest!)

Raistlin
01-08-2005, 01:21
I'm selling you the plans, the component list, the tool list you will need and also the technical advice needed to make it work.

:erm: I think I'll give it a miss.....sounds a bit like an Airfix kit to me :)

Millay
01-08-2005, 01:42
i think this is probably what he is selling

http://www.spiritofmaat.com/archive/feb2/carplans_doc.htm

Gareth
05-08-2005, 22:10
This has got to be the most strangest and longest ad I've ever seen on ebay...

ROFL WAFFLES (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5591163987#description)

Catch it before it's gone forever!

Roy MM
05-08-2005, 22:25
This has got to be the most strangest and longest ad I've ever seen on ebay...

ROFL WAFFLES (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5591163987#description)

Catch it before it's gone forever!

And i thought i was sad. :rofl:

anditwasgood
11-08-2005, 13:50
I don't understand people....

http://cgi.ebay.com/Help-pay-my-rent-and-get-a-Mystery-Wrench-Tool-Thingy_W0QQitemZ5605944576QQcategoryZ102534QQssPag eNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Jules
11-08-2005, 13:53
I don't understand people....

http://cgi.ebay.com/Help-pay-my-rent-and-get-a-Mystery-Wrench-Tool-Thingy_W0QQitemZ5605944576QQcategoryZ102534QQssPag eNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

You have to laugh don't you :)

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2006/09/9.gif to the forum and I am glad it was good for you ;) lol

Halcyon
12-08-2005, 15:04
Dear oh dear. Who on earth would want such a tool !!! lol

Halcyon
26-08-2005, 22:06
Yet another "Must have" item:

HERE (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Jelly-Baby-as-eaten-by-Scarlett-Johansson_W0QQitemZ6426438150QQcategoryZ2312QQssPa geNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Jules
27-08-2005, 11:40
Don't you start a bidding war with me Halcyon for it ;)

marky
27-08-2005, 12:02
ive allready got some of them stuck to the back seat of my car :mad:

tuna of the sea
27-08-2005, 15:56
Here's an auction for Super Powers! This one is for X-ray Vision but they are also auctioning off Invisibility, Flight, Super Human Strength, & Lightning Speed

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5610491548&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

They're also selling t-shirts, that way when you get the super power you'll already have your super hero costume!

marky
27-08-2005, 16:15
what about this one

http://search.ebay.co.uk/microsoft-longhorn_W0QQfkrZ1QQfnuZ1QQfromZR8

AndrewJ
27-08-2005, 16:31
:LOL:

Whos going to inform Ebay of that one then.

clarie
27-08-2005, 18:16
Just had a look through ebay to find what weird things people are posting, and as well as the funny ones there are the downright dodgy and dangerous ones! Soneome is selling their virginity! Other people are advertising their 'escort' services and a lot of people are offering to be your 'friend' for a month.


Shudder.

AndrewJ
27-08-2005, 18:25
I once put a plain piece of a4 paper for sale.

marky
27-08-2005, 18:27
I once put a plain piece of a4 paper for sale.

did you not find a car in a ditch or something on e-bay
that the husband was selling after his wife dumped it

clarie
27-08-2005, 18:39
Feel thoroughly disgusted and have just reported two items that I feel are highly inappropriate.

zing_deleted
27-08-2005, 18:54
what about this one

http://search.ebay.co.uk/microsoft-longhorn_W0QQfkrZ1QQfnuZ1QQfromZR8

http://en.crystalxp.net/bricopack-vista-inspirat.php free download here ;)

Kliro
27-08-2005, 19:05
Feel thoroughly disgusted and have just reported two items that I feel are highly inappropriate.

Not going to share?:p:

clarie
27-08-2005, 19:07
Not going to share?:p:



Nope!

zing_deleted
27-08-2005, 19:18
http://en.crystalxp.net/bricopack-vista-inspirat.php free download here ;)

I would ignore this as its just screwed my system lol

AndrewJ
27-08-2005, 19:20
I once used that and was okay uninstalled nicely aswell.

marky
27-08-2005, 19:22
Feel thoroughly disgusted and have just reported two items that I feel are highly inappropriate.

do you mean to e-bay :disturbd:

AndrewJ
27-08-2005, 19:27
So that is two from about three hundred thousand items lol.

I think Ebay could use a few more moderators lol.

AndrewJ
31-08-2005, 09:02
Some people will buy anything



http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/L-K-FORD-SIERRA-MK1-unfinished-project-L-K_W0QQitemZ4572365917QQcategoryZ9844QQrdZ1QQcmdZVi ewItem

Halcyon
31-08-2005, 11:32
So I see you are selling your car then Saxodriver ;)

AndrewJ
02-09-2005, 05:06
So I see you are selling your car then Saxodriver ;)

Nope me if I wanted a chav mobile would have a Corsa ;)

cara08
03-09-2005, 21:48
think this might pass for weird http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WOULD-ANYONE-BUY-MR-CRAPPY-THE-CRAPIEST-ITEM-ON-EBAY_W0QQitemZ5612101101QQcategoryZ324QQssPageName ZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Mal
03-09-2005, 21:54
think this might pass for weird http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WOULD-ANYONE-BUY-MR-CRAPPY-THE-CRAPIEST-ITEM-ON-EBAY_W0QQitemZ5612101101QQcategoryZ324QQssPageName ZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Someone trying to be weird more like it :)

Stuart
03-09-2005, 22:14
Not an actual auction, but it would be funny if it was..

http://www.boredrigid.co.uk/images/recursive_ebay.jpg

Dave Stones
03-09-2005, 22:25
oh no no that is painful, it is like one of those mirrors that reflects another mirror, and so on..... gives dave a headache :(

andrew51
03-09-2005, 22:39
all the items have been removed!!!

Graham M
08-11-2005, 23:37
Not weird as such but definitely mad!!! lol

http://cgi.ebay.com/Alienware-Area-51M-Extreme-laptop_W0QQitemZ6450540077QQcategoryZ80094QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem

liamboyle06
09-11-2005, 08:32
Not weird as such but definitely mad!!! lol

http://cgi.ebay.com/Alienware-Area-51M-Extreme-laptop_W0QQitemZ6450540077QQcategoryZ80094QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem
removed now...damn

Graham
09-11-2005, 14:01
Want to get your hands on Bill Gates' Lunchbox...! :Yikes:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/09/bill_gates_lunchbox/

Excep that I doubt he had much more to do with the design of his apart from approving what one of his graphics staff had done and making sure the XP logo was on it...!

altis
09-11-2005, 14:19
Wonders if they're going to do one for Lindford Christie...

MovedGoalPosts
17-11-2005, 17:15
Curtsey of The Register (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/17/ebay_debt_auction/)

Auction your Debt :D

Looks like the auction itself got pulled :rolleyes:

altis
18-11-2005, 11:57
Note: SIS = Secret Intelligence Service (formerly known as MI6)
In support of the 2005 BBC Children in Need appeal, SIS has donated a framed facsimile of the letter sent in August 1909 by Admiral Sir Alexander Bethell, the Chief of Naval Intelligence, to Commander Mansfield Cumming, a semi retired naval officer engaged in experiments with boom defences at Southampton. The letter, which is deliberately vague and intriguing, invites Cumming to London to discuss a job proposal. The proposal, as Cumming was to find out, was to establish the Foreign Section of the Secret Service Bureau, the forerunner of SIS. Cumming, whose photograph appears at the top right hand corner of this page, took the job and served with great distinction as the first Chief of SIS until his death in 1923. The letter has pride of place in SIS history and is generally considered to be the Service's founding document.
Nicked from: http://www.mi6.gov.uk/output/Page5.html

Auction: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6227453429

Stephen
18-11-2005, 13:36
Note: SIS = Secret Intelligence Service (formerly known as MI6)

Nicked from: http://www.mi6.gov.uk/output/Page5.html

Auction: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6227453429 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6227453429[/quote)

It was known as SIS before it was given the name of MI6, that was just a name made up by the press and such, it has always been the SIS.

Chris
18-11-2005, 13:52
It was known as SIS before it was given the name of MI6, that was just a name made up by the press and such, it has always been the SIS.

Au contraire, it gave itself the name 'Military Intelligence, Section Six' in 1911, some time before officially becoming the SIS.

Wicked_and_Crazy
18-11-2005, 14:04
one tomato??? and used too

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/One-Tomato_W0QQitemZ5636475536QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem

altis
18-11-2005, 14:22
one tomato??? and used too

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/One-Tomato_W0QQitemZ5636475536QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem
Huh, not even a photo. How on earth do they expect anyone to bid for that?

Wicked_and_Crazy
18-11-2005, 14:25
Huh, not even a photo. How on earth do they expect anyone to bid for that?

same person is selling a piece of paper

Wicked_and_Crazy
18-11-2005, 15:04
quite funny, especially the ring and fake nail (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/What-My-Ex-Girlfriend-Left-When-She-Buggered-Off_W0QQitemZ5634125582QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem)
[/URL][URL="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/What-My-Ex-Girlfriend-Left-When-She-Buggered-Off_W0QQitemZ5634125582QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem"]
(http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/What-My-Ex-Girlfriend-Left-When-She-Buggered-Off_W0QQitemZ5634125582QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem)

altis
28-11-2005, 20:05
Oooh! I want one of these :) :) :)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5445588426

Graham
28-11-2005, 20:50
Pity this one's been pulled ;)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/28/dalek_film/

ntl customer
28-11-2005, 22:27
I was bored one day and searched for "nothing" on eBay, and came across this story of one girl's quest to change her nose: -

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nothing-to-sell-just-a-plea-for-help-instead_W0QQitemZ5633383347QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1Q QcmdZViewItem

I'm surprised no-one picked up on this in common with other such "odd"/plea auctions

Hom3r
28-11-2005, 22:54
Ok these aren't on ebay, but fancy buying/selling one

£29,000 trio to Titanic
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=8DIVTI

£11,600 MIG 25 Space Explorer (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=8MIGFL)
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=8MIGFL

They did sell a jet (L29 i think)
for a staggering £199,99 9

ikthius
29-11-2005, 07:42
Ok these aren't on ebay, but fancy buying/selling one

£29,000 trio to Titanic
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=8DIVTI

£11,600 MIG 25 Space Explorer (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=8MIGFL)
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=8MIGFL

They did sell a jet (L29 i think)
for a staggering £199,99 9

I want the mig one

ik

Russ
01-12-2005, 19:01
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/My-ex-girlfriend-Laura-pics-pictures-photos-psp_W0QQitemZ5641863355QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

How on earth is he allowed to do this?

Graham
01-12-2005, 19:09
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/My-ex-girlfriend-Laura-pics-pictures-photos-psp_W0QQitemZ5641863355QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

How on earth is he allowed to do this?

Because, AIUI, what he is doing, whilst unethical, is not illegal.

If he took the photos he holds the copyright and is legally allowed to do anything he likes with them provided he doesn't defame the subject.

Russ
01-12-2005, 19:10
It might not be illegal but surely ebay has rules which prevent this sort of behaviour.

ikthius
01-12-2005, 19:22
snip (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/My-ex-girlfriend-Laura-pics-pictures-photos-psp_W0QQitemZ5641863355QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem)

How on earth is he allowed to do this?
how did you come upon this anyway?

ik

Russ
01-12-2005, 19:23
how did you come upon this anyway?

ik

I was searching for photos of peoples' ex-girlfriends.....:rolleyes:

It's posted on another forum.

yesman
04-12-2005, 22:19
Empty box anyone ?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8236595474

Damien
04-12-2005, 23:00
I was searching for photos of peoples' ex-girlfriends.....:rolleyes:


you two eh
:D

gazzae
05-12-2005, 16:04
Buy your very own Porn Company...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ENTIRE-PORN-COMPANY-FOR-SALE_W0QQitemZ7567775239QQcategoryZ11764QQssPageNa meZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

ikthius
05-12-2005, 17:18
I wonder if the person who buys it, will keep there identity private?

:D

ik

Gareth
07-12-2005, 12:10
Empty box anyone ?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8236595474Hmph, I was expecting someone to do this on ebay again... I remember they did this for a "PlayStation 2 Original Box And Receipt" (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02/02/empty_playstation_box_sold/) which fetched $425 :rolleyes:

Gareth
19-12-2005, 00:18
Yet more ebay Xbox malarky... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8240779518&fromMakeTrack=true

:rofl:

nffc
19-12-2005, 00:20
Megson was on there the other week. Made me (and some colleagues) laugh, until they pulled it.

tanny
01-01-2006, 17:21
Yet more ebay Xbox malarky... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8240779518&fromMakeTrack=true

:rofl:

Can't believe some ppl actually bids for stupid items like this 1 :mad:

rickijane
10-01-2006, 23:20
This one's for charity... novel idea!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5654791142&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5654791142&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1)

altis
12-01-2006, 09:25
A pair of .... ehem..... badges!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4603865724

Neil
12-01-2006, 16:23
http://cgi.ebay.com/Microsoft-Xbox-360-Game-console-Core-System_W0QQitemZ8237721584QQcategoryZ62054QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting :erm:

Damien
12-01-2006, 17:33
link
Harsh

Salu
13-01-2006, 14:08
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BRUSSELS-SPROUT-cooked-unwanted-Christmas-Dinner-item_W0QQitemZ4428856444QQcategoryZ43400QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

An unwanted Christmas Dinner Sprout....:Yikes: It went for £99!!

marky
13-01-2006, 14:15
But i think i know why ;)


Please note that the entire proceeds from this sale will be donated to TEAR FUND, a Christian Aid Agency working in the Developing World.
http://www.tearfund.org/ (http://www.tearfund.org/)

myeorgan
22-01-2006, 14:42
Here's a good one....the Lee Hotti internet phenomenon.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Lee-HoTTI-GuIdO-CluBBing-PlaYa-Package_W0QQitemZ5463933721QQcategoryZ1060QQssPage NameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Enuff
22-01-2006, 18:48
as this one been posted yet... link (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5652179487&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:UK:31)

altis
05-02-2006, 19:27
What to do if your laptop is nicked:

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8757957596

Class!

ikthius
05-02-2006, 20:08
the robbers were truly owned.

ik

Neil
07-02-2006, 15:09
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7588034421&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1 :erm:

Gareth
07-02-2006, 17:13
Bwahahaha - another classic.

On a similar note, how about this (non-ebay) one... http://www.cbg.ie/Car_detail.asp?CBGID=398894&ID=660068&NumPics=3&Make

Good condition, but has 'minor' cosmetic damage :erm:

Aragorn
07-02-2006, 17:20
Bwahahaha - another classic. On a similar note, how about this (non-ebay) one... http://www.cbg.ie/Car_detail.asp?CBGID=398894&ID=660068&NumPics=3&Make Good condition, but has 'minor' cosmetic damage :erm: Saw that on the Reg (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/02/07/bmw_auction/) earlier. They have a bootnote saying readers think it's a rip off of a US story.

handyman
20-02-2006, 14:35
Invisable flying boat anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/An-Invisible-Flying-Boat_W0QQitemZ5665625629QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

altis
20-02-2006, 15:34
£8 postage seems a bit steep!

UncleBooBoo
21-02-2006, 11:59
Invisable friend anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Invisible-Friend-Named-timmy_W0QQitemZ5668085437QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageN ameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

uboat
22-02-2006, 00:47
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HI-SEXY-Personalised-cherished-number-plate-HI-SEX-E_W0QQitemZ6606426906QQcategoryZ421QQrdZ1QQcmdZVie wItem

Chris
22-02-2006, 09:47
link snip (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HI-SEXY-Personalised-cherished-number-plate-HI-SEX-E_W0QQitemZ6606426906QQcategoryZ421QQrdZ1QQcmdZVie wItem)
Item location: Romford, Essex
:rofl:

punky
22-02-2006, 10:23
link snip (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HI-SEXY-Personalised-cherished-number-plate-HI-SEX-E_W0QQitemZ6606426906QQcategoryZ421QQrdZ1QQcmdZVie wItem)
Item location: Romford, Essex
:rofl:

I wouldn't want to buy that plate. Its illegal now to modify your number plate to look like another one, by use of fonts, screw caps or backgrounds.

Stuart
22-02-2006, 10:40
In the case of that one, it's also tacky.

huxleypiguk
23-02-2006, 07:28
Anyone want to buy a steam train ???

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6037424862&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2F%2Fsearch %2Fsearch.dll%3Ffrom%3DR40%26satitle%3D6037424862% 26fvi%3D1/

ZrByte
23-02-2006, 15:50
Not exactly wierd but I thought it belonged here....
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/KNIGHT-RIDER-REPLICA-PONTIAC-KITT-EDELBROCK-PACK_W0QQitemZ4616139157QQcategoryZ18308QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

monkey2468
23-02-2006, 16:48
Not exactly wierd but I thought it belonged here....
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/KNIGHT-RIDER-REPLICA-PONTIAC-KITT-EDELBROCK-PACK_W0QQitemZ4616139157QQcategoryZ18308QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

I WANT ONE!!:D

sharpygreen
23-02-2006, 17:50
knight rider i want it man i would even get my hair permed to look like the hoff lol

jtwn
06-03-2006, 14:33
Was looking for a les paul and came across this.... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LES-PAUL-air-guitar-BOXED_W0QQitemZ7394360288QQcategoryZ621QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

rebump
07-03-2006, 18:29
Wholly potatoes Batman! It's e-potato:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5674431584

I wonder if it tastes any different?

:dig:

ScaredWebWarrior
17-03-2006, 11:41
Whatever you think of James Blunt, this (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1764636.html?menu=news.quirkies)should make you think again:
James Blunt has revealed he sold his sister on eBay.

reneet17
24-03-2006, 20:50
check this one out. Some one is selling the boogey man!!
:Yikes:
http://cgi.ebay.com/MY-SONS-BOOGEY-MAN_W0QQitemZ9502728553QQcategoryZ1467QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem

altis
29-03-2006, 14:36
Bit of an Enigma!

http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6265092168

Paul K
29-03-2006, 20:00
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:US:31&item=9502805718
Don't P off your ma ;)

Tuftus
29-03-2006, 21:23
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:US:31&item=9502805718
Don't P off your ma ;)

What a load of botox.

That pic so looks like a semi in the UK...

Wicked_and_Crazy
29-03-2006, 21:28
That pic so looks like a semi in the UK...

i was thinking that too. Especially when you look at the lights on the wall by the garage, theyre different and hence belong to different houses. How often do you see that in the states?

SnoopZ
30-03-2006, 20:15
What a load of botox.

That pic so looks like a semi in the UK...

Yes it is and the car is also right hand drive. :)

hoggyspuds
30-03-2006, 23:07
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Gay-proud-of-it-Gold-Platinum-Sim-Unforgettable_W0QQitemZ9120883049QQcategoryZ29782Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

seen this posted on another site...funny

fisheddie
03-04-2006, 12:46
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Gay-proud-of-it-Gold-Platinum-Sim-Unforgettable_W0QQitemZ9120883049QQcategoryZ29782Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

seen this posted on another site...funny

that takes some good imagination to get the link between.

this is much more straight forward - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7605390199

seems like ebay is a place for humour now :D

altis
04-04-2006, 09:46
Buy a whole town in California:

http://www.ebay.com/bridgeville

http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1083822.php
http://www.sunherald.com/mld/sunherald/news/nation/14253349.htm

Florence
02-05-2006, 16:49
found this on ebay.
One careful lady owner (after Red Army), low mileage, almost brand new, 12 months tax!
INFO FOR IDIOTS: Note rocket will not a) LAUNCH, b) EXPLODE. Not suitable for children under 6.

LINGsCARS (mock) Chinese Nuclear Missile Truck (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LINGsCARS-mock-Chinese-Nuclear-Missile-Truck-Unique_W0QQitemZ4635101693QQcategoryZ122307QQssPag eNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

altis
05-05-2006, 18:15
Buy a whole town in California:

http://www.ebay.com/bridgeville

http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1083822.php
http://www.sunherald.com/mld/sunherald/news/nation/14253349.htm
Is see that, despite all the hype, no one actually bid for this item. Perhaps they were put off because it was pickup only.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4453193504

Stuart
08-05-2006, 12:50
Running out of space at home? Well, you can buy a nuclear missile site complete with nuclear hardened buildings (over and underground), three missile silos and 1000s of feet of connecting tunnels..


http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/08/icbm_silo_auction/

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4455060285

Jules
08-05-2006, 15:01
Lol it is amazing what people will sell!

timewarrior2001
08-05-2006, 15:16
found this on ebay.


LINGsCARS (mock) Chinese Nuclear Missile Truck (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LINGsCARS-mock-Chinese-Nuclear-Missile-Truck-Unique_W0QQitemZ4635101693QQcategoryZ122307QQssPag eNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)


Its a hsame they had to move that truck it really was an eye opener on the way down the A1

Gareth
11-05-2006, 14:59
It gets better and better :rofl:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIG-BROTHER-7-GOLD-TICKET-KIT-KAT_W0QQitemZ6629075643QQcategoryZ1306QQssPageName ZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
HERE IS YOUR UNIQUE CHANCE TO OWN A BIG BROTHER HOUSE GOLD TICKET, AND BECOME ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS IN THE BB HOUSE THIS SUMMER.

BY BIDDING IN THIS AUCTION, YOU GUARENTEE YOURSELF A PLACE IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE IF I FIND A GOLD TICKET.

THIS IS A LIFE CHANGING OPPERTUNITY
apologies for the caps lock, I just copied 'n' pasted it. No apologies for the bad spelling, however.

Aragorn
11-05-2006, 15:08
Already (http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/showpost.php?p=740056&postcount=24) spotted that one, mate ;)
As I said there, people are daft enough to bid on it!

Gareth
11-05-2006, 15:10
oops :blush:

Druchii
11-05-2006, 15:51
Not daf at all really, just means they have a chance if he finds one, if not then no money lost... Simple. Still, kind fo weird to put an item up for auction you don't actually have...

Wicked_and_Crazy
14-05-2006, 15:50
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LOAD-OF-OLD-RUBBISH-IN-A-ROTTEN-GARDEN-SHED_W0QQitemZ6056065900QQcategoryZ20594QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem

Jules
14-05-2006, 17:34
Reading the questions and answers is fantastic :p:

Gareth
15-05-2006, 12:06
Prolly posted somewhere else, cause I can't use the search function very well, but does anyone fancy going to Posh & Beck's Pre-World Cup Party?

It'll only cost you about a hundred and fifty grand :Yikes:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6628137145

I would consider re-mortgaging my house, but I'm not sure I meet all their criteria :erm:

Jules
15-05-2006, 12:13
Hey for £1000 you can have tea with Uri Geller and join in a spoon bending event :erm:

SnoopZ
29-05-2006, 22:56
Would you like this lady to be your friend for 1 whole year? If you do start bidding. :D

Now where did i put my eBay login details! ;)

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2006/05/3.jpg

http://cgi.ebay.com/One-Year-true-friendship-with-me-In-Best-Condition_W0QQitemZ9525127130QQcategoryZ88433QQssP ageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Wicked_and_Crazy
29-05-2006, 22:58
Would you like this lady to be your friend for 1 whole year? If you do start bidding. :D

Now where did i put my eBay login details! ;)

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2006/05/3.jpg

http://cgi.ebay.com/One-Year-true-friendship-with-me-In-Best-Condition_W0QQitemZ9525127130QQcategoryZ88433QQssP ageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

lol, local pick up only! :D

Gareth
01-06-2006, 23:10
Revenge (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6634074445&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsearch%2F search.dll%3Fsatitle%3D6634074445%26catref%3DC3%26 from%3DR2%26fvi%3D1)

I like it :D

SnoopZ
01-06-2006, 23:20
Revenge (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6634074445&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsearch%2F search.dll%3Fsatitle%3D6634074445%26catref%3DC3%26 from%3DR2%26fvi%3D1)

I like it :D

I'd love to be a fly on the wall if he goes through with it! She might take revenge on the car though if he did that. ;)

Druchii
01-06-2006, 23:21
Revenge (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6634074445&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsearch%2F search.dll%3Fsatitle%3D6634074445%26catref%3DC3%26 from%3DR2%26fvi%3D1) I like it :D I like it too :p

Jules
02-06-2006, 12:17
That man has style lol

ikthius
02-06-2006, 17:10
nicely done,

I would love to hear the follow up on that story.

ik

Wicked_and_Crazy
07-06-2006, 21:55
Not so strange but VERY funny. Its a long read but well worth it.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4633452260

AndrewJ
07-06-2006, 22:07
Thats a ****ing brilliant Ebayer.

Jules
08-06-2006, 11:53
You should read his other listings as well, that man should write a book! lmao

SnoopZ
16-06-2006, 19:19
Theres got to be something dodgy going on here!

60 UNITS XBOX 360 PREMIUM+ 300 GAMES
All 60 are brand new in sealed boxes with 1 year internaqtional warranty!
We will close the deal without any problems for 3800 GBP shipping fees included!

60 UNITS XBOX 360 PREMIUM+ 300 GAMES (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Lot-of-60-units-XBOX-360-Premium-console-300-Games_W0QQitemZ7775403648QQcategoryZ26267QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem)

peanut
16-06-2006, 19:23
Hmmm, quite a few bids though, no way would I risk it though.

300 games? No way is that a legit sale.

SnoopZ
16-06-2006, 19:59
Went for £4000 in the end!

Graham M
16-06-2006, 20:13
£3 postage!??!!?

Enuff
24-07-2006, 01:27
I wonder what this will go for?

Link (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130010302951)

Enuff
24-07-2006, 10:05
Another strange auction, mind you, it'll probably got for a small fortune :D

Link (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170010858099)