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RIP Tigger - 12 years?!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Bolton
Age: 58
Services: EE Superfast Broadband
Posts: 1,451
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Hey, Smegheads!
I've just read this - best news this year!
Hollister: Where's the cat?
Lister: What? What cat?
Hollister (exasperated): Lister, not only are you so stupid you jeopardise every man and woman on this ship, not only that, you take a photo of yourself with the cat and send it to be processed in the ship’s lab. Now, I’m going to ask you again. Do you have a cat?
Lister: No.
Hollister (holding up a photo which shows Lister...with a cat): Have you got a cat?!
Absolute classic!
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