07-09-2007, 13:26
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Re: Thick as thieves?
Years ago a local likely lad, now deceased, broke into a factory by forcing open a skylight and then dropping into the room below.
He then found the room to be locked, he had nothing with him to open it as he had left his housebreaking implements on the roof and there was nothing in the room to enable him to climb on and get back out of the skylight.
I think he spent the weekend trapped in that room and was nabbed by the cops when the factory opened for business on the Monday.
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13-09-2007, 11:11
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14-09-2007, 14:57
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10-10-2007, 10:16
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11-06-2008, 18:07
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12-06-2008, 10:32
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Re: Thick as thieves?
another interpretation is that he knows not much will happen to him even if he does get caught.
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12-06-2008, 19:43
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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Originally Posted by Osem
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You really have to wonder if some of these people were the product of a union between a gerbil and the village idiot.
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07-10-2008, 21:50
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07-10-2008, 23:58
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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Very aptly put Osem, sending this moron down for seven months does everyone a favour, especially the thief himself.
It says in the report this guy is illiterate and of no fixed abode, if he has the tiniest modicum of sense he'll use this time inside to do himself a favour and learn to read and write, but I'm betting he is too dumb to grab the opportunity.
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10-10-2008, 16:09
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Re: Thick as thieves?
Another master-criminal comes a cropper.
http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk...7085-22003412/
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A DAFT raider who hailed a taxi to flee the scene of his crime flagged down a CID car instead
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10-10-2008, 16:27
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Re: Thick as thieves?
There are more bungling burglars and the like here
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10-10-2008, 21:53
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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If only all crooks were as "public spirited" as this moron eh Derek
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22-10-2008, 13:18
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22-10-2008, 13:37
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Re: Thick as thieves?
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"Police officers discovered him trapped in a chimney breast of a Tesco Express store on Ormskirk Road, Pemberton."
I'd just love to hear his Solicitor's version of events...
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