I was in the pub last night when I told my mates the joke about "what to you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath? throw your washing in".
Well, bloke on the next table turns round and says very solemnly "my brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath".
Jeez, talk about sucking the oxygen out of the air.. if only the ground could have swallowed me up?
The bloke then says "yeah, he choked on a sock!"