[Osem]

Another contender:

On February 16, at around 10am, he entered the Paddy Power store wearing a balaclava, pointed a gun at the manager and demanded “his money” back.

He addressed the manager by his first name during the robbery, and was handed £3,000 before fleeing the scene.

Having lost around £10,000 while gambling at the bookmakers the previous day, he was quickly identified as the suspect and arrested on suspicion of robbery in Burnhill Road, Beckenham, at 4.40pm.

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/br...hotgun_jailed/

More than 130 blocks of cannabis resin, with a street value in excess of £1m, and a quantity of cocaine, were discovered.

What a dope!