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What a cop out, thick as thieves, thick as police should be the term used until they sort this
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I'm 99.9% certain if the Police and CPS charged the current occupants with theft then another member of the travelling fratenity would appear saying he sold it to them at that price as a favour after buying it from another traveller called Paddy who sold it to him cheap as payment for such and such after he bought it from Irish Mick who got it as a wedding present from etc. etc. etc. In certain circles the concept of a 'thieves bargain' holds very little evidential value. If it was a car or other object then the Police powers are a bit more clear, as it is they cannot LEGALLY seize the caravan, making people homeless. It's the same as squatting cases, the Police know fine well that the occupants didn't just chance upon an open window but broke in but unless they can prove it there is precisely sod all that can be done with the law about it. |
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No of course they don't but the specific point you were making is that these people ought to be taken in front of a jury and that is not down to the police - hence my earlier reply.
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After that the Police need evidence or sufficient cause to arrest again, much as they would like to harass perpetual crims if they continually arrest and pester them all that will happen is complaints will fly about and the crim will end up with a tax payer funded payout for Police harassment. |
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Not a thief but pretty thick I'd say :)
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Very, very stupid. It would be a terrible shame if some current members of the regiment found out who was responsible and had a word.
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This guy's an artwork short of a collection methinks:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29251695 I just love the way the CCTV shows him trying to hide it inside his bomber jacket. What a knob! :D |
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What a TUBE, thought it was funny that he tried to hide it in his jacket.
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Some exceptionally poor luck for this crim.
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Housebreaker caught after leaving mobile phone LOL
serves him right IMO http://news.stv.tv/west-central/3036...en-into-house/ |
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Yet another fine example:
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Apparently police are looking for a man with apparent severe sunburn and no hair on the front of his torso... :D |
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If you are going to flaunt your ill gotten gains maybe pick and choose when and where to do it.
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Arrested! I think he needs help.
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Unlucky for some. :D |
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Another one from the bottom of the gene pool:
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A man in Maine has been caught and arrested for stealing a propane stove after he boasted on Snapchat that he was hiding in a cabinet when the police visited his house.
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What a knob. :D
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Would you break in to a man's truck, steal an iPad and $9000 then go to your local Burger King and post selfies boasting about it? These guys did.
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No money in the bank :dunce:
Bungling thieves broke into an empty bank almost a year after it closed down and left with nothing :LOL: http://news.stv.tv/west-central/1328...ace-clydebank/ |
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They didn't even have the decency to run when they left :rolleyes:. |
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Alt link High as a kite. :D |
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They just keep getting better don't they. :D
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A man went to a police station to collect his stolen car court documents and stole a car to get there.. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/10..._a_stolen_car/
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So there really is a God and he has a sense of humour :D
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Ian Carr had his head comfortably resting back and was loudly snoring on the settee when stunned householder Michael Kitchen got up for a drink in the early hours of November 3 and spotted him.
Newcastle Crown Court heard the 25-year-old student alerted housemate Matthew Thompson, 22, and the shocked pair contacted the police. Carr, 29, who had crept in to flat in Heaton, Newcastle, through an unlocked patio, stayed there snoozing until the police arrived and woke him up. Before he dozed off, he had packed up belongings ready to steal and was already wearing Mr Kitchen's jacket. http://www.itv.com/news/tyne-tees/20...a-during-raid/ |
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He wasn't much of an expert then really :D
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Thing is if he had signed his name on them and sold as genuine fakes I don't think there is a problem (copyright?) it's when you put the artists name and pass them of as genuine (forgery) that there is something to answer for. Good fakes can sometimes be worth good money.
I remember some TV programme a long while back that looked at professional fakers. Some would even fake one picture in the style of another artist (Mona Lisa painted by Picasso anyone?) |
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Proper wingnut. :D
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You just know that when he was a baby he was picked up and carried around by them ears.
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Not thieves and not recent but a BBC article on clocks going forward had a great little end story.
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Not the sharpest tool in the block then... |
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Some I think are already detailed in this thread but others are not |
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Can't find a link, but on the Johnny Vaughn show on XFM a couple of months ago, he told a story of a stage hypnotist who accidentally hypnotised himself, then admitted (on stage) that he was not who he claimed, he actually had four other identities, each of which was wanted for Benefit Fraud.
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Another one, with a link this time..
From: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/04...scape_attempt/ Apparently, police saw a twenty year old man at a known drug den in Tampa Bay. The Officer in question detected a strong smell of Marijuana. The man tried to make his getaway on one of these cheap "Hoverboards", and, realising it wasn't fast enough, jumped off it and ran. |
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I's gonna go to da geezers house and look at his curved tele and bass boxes. and I is gonna snog his bird.
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Another one from the bottom of the gene pool. |
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Presumably he also believes he's invisible when he closes his eyes... :D
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The hunchback of Dunelm Mill...
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Maybe they were after all the presents under the tree... :D
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Several months ago I had a Halford's car battery blow its lid off. I was asked to hold on to it until their techs could decide what to do about it.
I covered it with a plastic bag and hid it behind the wheelie bin beside the house. A neighbour came over and told me that a "scrap metal merchant" had boldly walked into our garden and made of with it. But as he lifted it into the back of the truck the lid came off and he was soaked with "water" coming off it. Not water, sulphuric acid. I hope he enjoyed the experience..... |
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Eau de H2SO4? Sounds quite exotic...
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A convicted burglar who pinched a bus and immediately smashed it into metal railings told police: “I don’t know why I did it.”
Bungling Stephen Andrew Pope left the £5,500 bus beyond repair after the bizarre theft, on June 16 this year. http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/...it-st-12312985 |
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This gem from the Spectator
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A thoroughly unsavoury character.
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Birmingham burglary suspect trapped in takeaway vent :LOL:
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Perhaps they've been hanging around with stupid criminals to long and it's rubbed of on them
Sources say it started when two special ops officers from the 12th Precinct were operating a "push off" on Andover near Seven Mile. That is when two undercover officers pretend to be dope dealers, waiting for eager customers to approach, and then arrest potential buyers and seize their vehicles. But this time, instead of customers, special ops officers from the 11th Precinct showed up. Not realizing they were fellow officers, they ordered the other undercover officers to the ground. FOX 2 is told the rest of the special ops team from the 12th Precinct showed up, and officers began raiding a house in the 19300 block of Andover. But instead of fighting crime, officers from both precincts began fighting with each other. http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/loca...-op-gone-wrong |
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